Who is Kyle? That's a really good question, because I rock ^_^. I'm honest. I like to say it like it is. That bugs lots of people but I find it pretty entertaining. ^_^ I'm very understanding. If you're looking for a funny guy well... here I be. It's hard for me NOT to be funny... (Which can annoy the BE-JESUS out of you, trust me.) I'll leave it to you to decide if that's good or bad.

I'd love to own my own landscaping company some day. Maybe start off with a small stall selling interesting garden features and accessories, some kind of niche. I have great ideas for practical yet beautiful winter gardens. (Is it me or does that sound really girly? Ah well, I always suspected I had a girl inside me... or is it the other way around... hmmm... ^_^ Hehehehehe.)

I appreciate honesty, kindness, generosity, intelligence and sass in women. I love women who are witty enough and smart enough for me to fence words with. I have a thing for long, dark hair. It's a weakness really. Its an instant turn on for me. Body types aren't overly important to me but I like short girls, plump or thin. I'm not really sure I should say this but... I do enjoy a woman with an acid tongue if you know what I mean. Like a smart-mouthed woman. Hahahaha. A woman who can master me that way is very attractive to me.

Well that's all. Feel free to message me with suggestions on how to make my profile better. ^_^ Thanks!

A first date should be an activity. A walk somewhere, by the river or a beach. A friendly game of darts or pool. Maybe bowling or mini-golf. Somewhere you can chat and have fun at the same time.