~ I can/do listen to songs over and over and over and over and over and over... and over. Perhaps there's a glitch in the wiring of my brain?
~ I enjoy choosing a few ingredients off a "food" product that are spelt ridiculously/curiously long and tediously typing them into the search engine. See what I come up with. Quite spooky folks. Spooky sh*t I'll tell ya. After giving my head a good shake, I pop whatever it is that I'm researching into my mouth.
~ I hate that there are so many damn pretzels in my Bits & Bites.
~ Scarves freak me out. Suffocating b*stards that they are.
~ Some days I contemplate the mullet. Yep. 'Business in the front; party in the back'. 2 options. No shame.
~ I believe my paranoia is vindicated.
~ Sometimes I truly believe I was born in the wrong time period.
~ Sometimes I have absolutely nothing to say and yet I'll say it in far too many words.
Just tell me to shut up should this happen when we're together..
~ Absurdity almost kills me with laughter.
~ I respect people who choose to live an "unorthodox lifestyle". BREAK FREE FROM BRAINWASHING!
~ I like hugs. Sometimes.
~ I spill things. I knock things over. I injure myself.
~ 'I'd rather be crazy in my world, than sane in yours' [Damn straight!]
~ I have a soft spot, a definite weakness, for women more on the butch side. OoOoh.
~ I'm a hopeless insomniac.
~ I wear flip flops in the shower just to be safe.
~ Sometimes I wish I'd spontaneously combust. How cool would that be?
~ Some people scare me. I am one of them.
~ I am pretty 'out there'. You've been warned.
~ I am the one laughing when no one finds it funny.
~ I will laugh at the most inopportune moments. Always have.
~ I have a fixation. What it is, I can not say.
~ I get mildly excited when I receive POF 'mail'. Sad. I know.
~ I get suspicious when things are going just a bit too well.
~ Ben & Jerry are the only men I crave. I JONES for them. LOL
~ I get excited about receiving handwritten letters in the mail. Such a rare occurrence nowadays.
~ I often miss someone 5 minutes after they walk away.
~ I refuse to sleep until I am completely and utterly exhausted both physically/mentally.
~ I AM procrastination. Procrastination IS me.
Sometimes you're the windshield; sometimes you're the bug - Mark Knopfler
[Yep.]
Maybe some women aren't meant to be tamed.
Maybe they just need to run free until they
find someone- just as wild -to run with. - Sex and the City
Bouncy. Bouncy. Bouncy. Boun-- Okay. I'll stop.
Well I would come pick you up.
On the back of my bike.
I would stand and you, my lady,
would sit comfortably on the seat.
Not just any seat. A gel seat. OOooh! Ahh!
We'd just soar down the hills. Our hair blowing in the wind. Laughing.
When we get to the bottom of the hill; unfortunately it would be yOu,
that would have to pedal us back up the hill. Cruel to be kind, right?
I'd pat off your forehead and get you some water.
This is a joke. Unless it does it for you.. then I'll think about it.
*Remember*: Date like a man, so you don't get played like a b*tch.
Oh, you're welcome.
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