| OhBuggerThis The Turtle:
Gods gift writes profile, scares horses |
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| City |
belfast Northern Ireland |
| Area |
United Kingdom |
| Ethnicity |
Black |
| Sign |
Capricorn |
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Height | 6' 1" (185 cm)
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| I am Seeking a |
Woman
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Who is Looking
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Friends |
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| Smoker? |
No |
| Do you drink? |
Socially |
| Marital Status |
Not Single/Not Looking |
| Profession |
Cult Leader Extraordinaire |
| Smarts |
N/A |
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| Do you want children? |
Undecided/Open |
| Do you do drugs? |
No |
| Do you have children? |
No |
| Do you have a car? |
Yes |
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| | About Me |
| | Grab popcorn, get comfy and prepare for mind melt....
( for those that can't be ar$ed reading my somewhat long ramble, here's an abridged version - "Me like lots of stuff, me want to meet woman who likes similar stuff, mail me" ) now the less intelligent version...
A description... well I'm not up for sticking my mug on "da intawebz" but i can send you a picture on request, I would consider myself a reasonably ok looking guy, i sure as sh*t ain't gonna say I'm balls to the wall fugly and I'm not gonna blow smoke up my ass saying tom cruise would want to bed me... so you'll have to settle for normal looking until i get a photo up, think of a cross between Brad Pitt and Optimus Prime.
As for my likes, I'm into movies, love films, anything from It's a wonderful life to Japanese Horror (or other foreign films). I could sit and watch a zombie marathon or be equally at home with a collection of chick flicks (the funny ones mind!) but my main preferences are horror, sci-fi & thrillers, same goes with TV shows, i hate reality tv & soaps so that pretty much counts for 90% of UK tv, i like xfiles, Lost, Heroes, Desperate Housewives, anything that can make me laugh, think or send shivers down my spine gets a vote from me,... Big Brother or Celebrity (insert random word) makes me want to commit multiple homicide!.. and another thing, if your gonna have a bunch of fecking nobodies run around a bloody jungle at least put in some cannibals and the odd hungry lion or 20, then and only then would i watch it.
Another passion is traveling, if i didn't have my job, house and an adorable cat i would be backpacking on some train through the Gobi desert in china to a monastery in Lhasa Tibet, i love to see new places and sample new cultures and food, as long as the food doesn't a: move and b: look cute! My last holiday was to Rome and i have to admit i fell in love with the history, architecture, people and the art galleries.. it kinda reminded me of Lisburn! lol, I also tend to stay away from places like the costa del norn iron i.e. Spain (not counting Barcelona or Madrid), we get two weeks a year and why in gods name anyone would want to spend it with half of bloody Belfast eating food worse than a manky chippy and drinking in the same pub every night that plays non stop "bangin tunez" is beyond me!? its a big world out there and were only on it for a short while so explore people... and no Portrush doesn't bloody well count!
I also love to read and again like my movie taste i will read anything from Stephen King to Harry Potter to a History of the 1st Crusades, i use mills and boons to light my fire...and i mean that literally.
And whats with all this txt spk ling0 bollocks people use!? I have a bad enough grasp of the English language when used correctly let alone spending 2hrs deciphering a message thinking its going to be entertaining only to find out what way you like your bloody coffee!!!, so if ur gunna wrt me plz use engerish, thanks, either that or ancient Aramaic will do ;)
I like to think of myself as someone who will try anything once no matter what it is (exception: Gay sex, sorry guys! but hey if the moneys right...), i get on with pretty much anyone i meet, I'm a likable guy (so my mother keeps telling me) and i like to think I've a pretty crazy sense of humor (can you tell?), I have a good head on my shoulders and a heart thats in the right place. I can't stand false pretentious people or anyone obsessed with celebrity culture, if your idea of a great night is sitting watching corrie after eating a curry chip then proceeding to drink buckfast while discussing whose sleeping with whom in hollywood... please move along.. unless your hot! in which case i can talk corrie all night long :)
I think I've written enough, as you can see i could talk the ear of an Internet dating website, think what id be like with a captive audience...
**** Just a quick addition, i get a few emails asking me if I'm a complete header/spacer/up-me-own-arse type of guy... as much as I'd like to say yes for the crack, I'm afraid I'm not, I'm a pretty normal guy with responsibilities like a professional job, mortgage, bills etc, the usual reality crap. My outlook on life is not to take things so seriously (hence the somewhat mental profile) and to enjoy life, have fun and to hopefully meet someone similar to share new experiences with. I consider myself reasonably intelligent (don't we all) and watch CNN religiously as i like to keep up-todate on whats happening around the world, be it humanitarian or political, UTV live just doesn't cut it with their international coverage. I also love to wander around art galleries and explore ancient ruins (it's the Indiana Jones in me) i could go on and on but i think you get the jist and besides I've been sensible for long enough, now back to the craziness... ****
*** for those that are interested, the song is Alabama 3 "Woke up this morning" seen them Live @ Oxegen 08 ***
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| | First Date |
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Depends on my mood or the voices but would probably be something that uses rope, duct tape, a shovel and large bin bags... either that or go grab a bite to eat (if I'm paying its McD's, you.. were hitting Gorden Ramseys in London) then go see a live group/stand-up comedian (always great!) or catch a play/musical/shark swimming/cinema/bungee jump and if theres nothing on that catches the eye then go an a crazy bender round the finest pubs Belfast has to offer till neither one of us can remember who we are and what the hell were doing with a complete stranger in some random pub but funnily enough having a great time!
Trust me i could have fun at one of those funerals you see in the middle east with all the wailing, pushing and shoving, i also think theres biting but anyways, i could take a date there and still show her a great time, granted we might end up in the Islamic version of a Belfast paramilitary group.. the Talibannibingbangers, but sure suicide belts just add to the excitement...
I can do candlelit dinners or strobe lights and pounding techno music, midnight cinema showings or sit in with a bunch of dvd's, heck i have a great time just sleeping, if your interested, send me a mail and lets gets that restraining order started!
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