I'm a twenty-five-year-old dairy farmer in central NY state. I'm smart, a quick learner, put up a good facade of confidence but am actually a bit shy, sometimes outrageously funny, and I have a rather daunting array of trivia crammed in my head, especially about history.

That's right, I'm an intellectual who happens to smell like cows and works with his hands.

I'm probably not the best person out there, but I know I'm far from the worst, and certainly try to be the best person I can be.

So far dinner and a movie works good for me, though I've actually (honest!) taken girls to a honest-to-god gunshow as a date, and given them a sort of mini-history lesson and antique-shopping experience. Strange as it sounds, so far everyone's enjoyed it.

I absolutely hate the twenty-questions sort of dating. People who can't carry on a conversation and resort to "you wanna know, ask" ruin anything. Likewise, people that can carry on their half of a conversation make things fun no matter what or where.

Haven't been on a real date in nearly a year now, and really, I'm up for almost anything.