About Me
When emailing me, do not include your name, phone number or address.... because I'll call you like 9 times a day just to ask what you're doing, and do a drive every so often to steal your mail. You know, because I don't get enough junk mail at my house.
First Date
I'll likely call every 15-20 minutes the day of the first date to make sure you haven't decided to cancel. Then I'll come to your door in a nervous mess, forget my name, and fall down the steps as we're walking to my vehicle.... But don't worry, once we're at 6 flags, I'll have likely calmed down enough to ride the kiddy rides.
I'm planning to relocate this summer to either Panama City Beach, Destin, Daytona Beach, FL, or Gulf Shores, AL - when summer is over, I'll be heading to Colorado for ski season, and plan to hop back and forth between the mountains and the beach each year... so, if you're not into beaches and mountains, I'm not interested. Though, if you are into playing at the beach during the summer and shooting down the mountains in the winter, and we do get along, I may even invite you along for the ride ;)
And I'm only interested in girls that wear cowboy hats.
so why does this thing care if i have a car or not... well, if you HAVE to know... i've recently attached my snapper lawn mower motor to my schwinn... i get 173 miles to the gallon... so, if you're nice, i might let you hop on the footpegs, so we can putt around in luxury...
Last thing - for now - kids are a big NO - unless they're 18+... just a thing I have with kids, I mean, I'm not against kids, I just don't like yours, unless they're old enough to drink a beer and still walk straight...
For all you smart women out there, yes, that means I not only don't mind older women, I like them - and tend to get along with them much better.
And you must have a kinky wild side to you. Timid at first is okay, but once we get to know each other... If you're only going to be into the same ole boring 'get on my back and hang on'.... then keep'a truckin'... because otherwise, this one is gonna make you blush. Not that it's just about sex, but if you're nervous or shy about anything other than the norm, or have some unconscious reservations, it just ain't gonna work.
And... provocative works... as if it's the only thing? I don't think so... but.. it speaks for itself.
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