So here’s the deal.

I have a good job been there since 1989, home owner living in big lake with my two girls 10&8 and one dog, but I need a woman to spend time with, so if you like to ride bike (peddle),fish, camp, golf, play Texas hold'em, cuddle up watch TV,BBQ, site at a fire and have a couple drinks then I am your man.

I am a man who wants’ to be open and communicate, listen to your feelings as well as be heard, I am funny, I love to joke around and do not mind being the joke, I am not a drug addict or drunk, I love kids and will be willing to treat yours as I treat mine and expect nothing but the same from you, I would love to have a boy around.

I work out and run 3-4 times a week, I am not buff with a six pack but am in fair shape, not a sloppy fat man, again I expect the same from you I would like you to be around 5'8 or shorter so you can wear heels and I wont have to jump up to kiss you.

I have an X-wife and for the most part we do not have any trouble working with each other, so she is not going to be any trouble,I was able to learn alot from that relationship and look forward to making a stronger one soon(not with her)

So if you made it this far and can deal with my bad choices of grammar and under stand all I want is someone to come home too and hug smell your hair and just take you right there on the kitchen floor send me a picture and tell me about yourself.

I always bring flowers in hopes of getting a hug right away, I would rather make a nice dinner in the WOK or the BBQ if you dont mind eating, no picking at your food, I am a good cook, but for the first date/meeting maybe we just do lunch or a fast dinner and darts or something?


A tall well-built woman with good
reputation, who can cook frog
legs, who appreciates a good fuc-
schia garden, classical music and tal-
king without getting to serious.
But please only read lines 1,3 and5

Wow that is so dang funny!!!!!!!
Really, just a joke so please lighten up!!!!!!!!