So here's the deal. I thought that I would try this because two of my friends had good luck with it and quite frankly, I like trying new things. So you wanna know about me huh?

I am an enigma. A walking contradiction of sorts. No one seems to fully understand me, probably cause I don't let them. I can't even understand myself sometimes. But I like who I am. Scratch that. I LOVE who I am.......

Positives: intellectually inclined, forever probing people and places in search of information, bright, quick-witted, imaginative, adaptable and dexterous, attractive, funny, communicative, eloquent, articulate, youthful and lively, cunning, inquisitive, charming, affectionate, courteous, kind, generous, straightforward, keen, intuitive, playful, romantic, passionate, great multi-tasker, quick learner, I have that gift! ............

Negatives: wishy-washy, unreliable, vain, nervous and tense at times, superficial and inconsistent, elusive, complex and contradictory, flighty, restless, spoiled, egocentric, demand attention and admiration, fickle, flirtatious, quarrelsome, hate being alone, wow, I am being too honest with this.......?

Well Hey, Thats all I got..... use it for what you'de like.... and thanks for looking...

Things That will automatically Dis-qualify Me from wanting to meet you;

- If you like to pick your nose and then flick it, don't bother writing me.
- If you take more then three psychiatric medications in a single day, don't write me.
- If you bend over and still cant see your feet, don't bother writing me.
- If you shower LESS then six times a week, don't bother writing me.
- If you like midget porn, don't bother writing me.
- If you sit in your living room wearing a foil hat to get better reception from the mother-ship, don't bother writing me.
- If you have more hair on your chest then I do, Don't bother writing me.
- If you own more then eight cats, leave me alone.
- If your missing more then two teeth.... no thank you, I'm not a fan of the gum jobs...LOL
- Lastly, If you like to scream your own name during sex... WTF, seek therapy!

No need to be shy.... give me a jingle, write me a message.... I don't bite, unless you ask really nicely, but if you ask Meanly, I'll naw the s.h.i.t. out of you arm...LMAO
And for god sakes - smile!!!! Life's too short to be miserable......

Only Time Will Tell, but I do have rules...

Rule #1, I will not marry you on the first, second or third date...
Rule #2, I will not commit a felony, so don't ask....
Rule #3, I will not help you move...
Rule #4, No Whipcream...
Rule #5, If you try and combine, or have in the past combined, Rules # 2 & 4 don't bother e-mailing me...
Rule #6, Arms and Legs are a must...
Rules 7-10 will be determined at a later date, especially if you scare the crap out of me.