| 1badblonde The Jellyfish:
I NEED A HERO |
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rockingham North Carolina |
| Area |
United States |
| Ethnicity |
Caucasian |
| Sign |
Scorpio |
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Height | 5' 5" (165 cm)
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| I am Seeking a |
Man
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Who is Looking
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Dating |
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| Smoker? |
Occasionally |
| Do you drink? |
No |
| Marital Status |
Single |
| Profession |
INTERNET SALES / SELF EMPLOYED |
| Smarts |
Some college |
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| Do you want children? |
Prefer Not To Say |
| Do you do drugs? |
No |
| Do you have children? |
Yes |
| Do you have a car? |
Yes |
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Interests
| IF AN ESKIMOS IGLOO MELTS DOOES THAT MEAN THEYRE HOMELESS | | |
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| | About Me |
| | LOVE PEOPLE AND USE THINGS -
NOT LOVE THINGS AND USE PEOPLE.
DONT TAKE ME SERIOUS...... I DONT..........
OK GENTLEMEN HERE GOES.. PLEASE DONT TELL US WOMEN U HATE DRAMA CAUSE WHAT WOMAN DOESNT HAVE DRAMA?? WHATS THE DEAL WITH DEER HEADS AND FISH?? (LOL) U EVER SEE ANY STUUFFED MEN ON WOMENS WALLS?? WHY DO U WANNA KNOW OUR BRA SIZE? WE DONT WANT YOUR SHOE SIZE?? NOT ONE PROFILE YET SAYS I PUT THE LID DOWN... IT SAYS THE TOP TEN THINGS MEN DONT LIKE TO DISCUSS AND SEX WAS NUMBER1?? WE WOMEN WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHICH OF U VOTED IN THAT POLL? AND I SAW ON A GUYS PROFILE THAT IF SOMEONE MESSAGES YOU THAT U SHUD HAVE DECENCY TO ATLEAST TAKE WHAT 30 SECONDS TO REPLY IF ONLY TO SAY UNINTERESTED.... I AGREE
NOW ABOUT ME IM A DIXIE CHICK.. 33 5 6 LONG BLONDE AN AMAZING SMILE GREENEYED BUT MOST PEOPLE NOTICE MY OTHER ASSETS 1ST.. AND IM CONSTANTLY REMINDING THEM THAT MY EYES ARE UP HERE. IM SILLY AND SOPHISTICATED.. IM ALWAYS A LADY IM VAIN BUT EASILY MAINTAINED.. I PREFER SILVER TO GOLD .. FLOWERS SHOULD BE PICKED NOT SOLD...I DONT ROB THE CRADLE BUT I WILL ROCK THE CRIB... I LOVE WATER OF ANY KIND BUT I PREFER THE CALMNESS OF A LAKE TO THE VACATION AT THE BEACH.. i like to kick it with the crickets.. IM VERY QUICK WITTED AND ALWAYS MAKE PEOPLE SMILE.. IM NOT A JEALOUS PERSON, I DONT START FIGHTS I STOP EM... WITH LAUGHTER... . OUR VEGETABLES GROW IN THE GARDEN AND WE SAY GRACE BEFORE EACH MEAL, YES MAAM AND NO MAAM, AND ... A PROFESSIONAL BY DAY BUT I GO FROM SILK SHIRTS AND SLACKS TO BARE FEET AND SHORTS.. AND I DONT WEAR PANTS TO CHURCH..IM TIRED OF TYPING ABOUT MYSELF IN THIRD PERSON..
I HAVE BLUEPRINTS FOR MY PERFECT MATE BUT SINCE I CANT BUILD IM JUST GUNNA HAVE TO DESCRIBE HIM AND IF U CAN BUILD HIM LEMME KNOW.. HE MAY HAVE HAIR OR BE BALD, HE MAY HAVE BLUE GREEN OR BROWN EYES, CLEAN FINGER NAILS, HE MUST HAVE A JOB, CAR, AND A CURRENT I.D. HE MUST BE ABLE TO ACT LIKE A GENTLEMAN, SUCK UP TO PARENTS, BE RESPECTFUL, NOT CUSS EVERY BREATH, OPEN DOORS, SHOULD CALL ME BABY OR HIS LADY WHEN REFERRING TO ME, **** IS NOT ACCEPTABLE AND WILL RESULT IN SCROTUM DISCOMFORT,MUST BE WILLING TO TAKE BUBBLE BATHS, CHECK CLOSETS FOR MONSTERS, DECODE MY TEXTS, PRETEND TO UNDERSTAND ME EVEN IF HE HAS NO CLUE WHAT IM LAUGHING AT OR SAYING, REMIND ME NOT TO TEXT AND DRIVE, NAVIGATE THRU A POCKETBOOK TO FIND LIPGLOSS, LIGHT MY CIGARRETTES, REMOVE BATTERIES FROM SMOKE DETECTORS WHILE DISCARDING FRYING CONTENTS, PUT THE LID DOWN, WILL LET ME CONTROL RADIO, PLAYGAMES NOT CHEAT, CHECK OIL IN MY VEHICLE, SPONTANEOUS, FUNNY, BRUSH TEETH, NICE SMILE, ABLE TO PERFORM SPLINTER EXTRACTIONS, NOT HIT ON MY FRIENDS, MAKE MY FRIENDS JEALOUS THAT I HAVE SUCH A GREAT MAN, INTIMACY IS A MUST, FREQUENT MULTIPLE LENGTHY LOVEMAKING SESSIONS, A NICE CHEST TO LAY ON, LIKE HAVING BACK AND BODY RUBBED, SCRATCHED, KISSED.. AND DESIRE TO DO SAME.. MUST SHOWER, DRESS IN SOMETHING OTHER THAN WORK CLOTHES AND BOOTS WHEN GOING SOMEWHERE, WEAR CURVE AQUA DI JIO, OR OTHER APHRODISIAC. SLEEPING IN NUDE IS PLUS, BE WILLING TO BE TREATED LIKE A KING, EAT SOUL FOOD, AND BE SPOILED .. TOO MANY TOO LIST .. FOR COMPLETE COPY OF BLUEPRINTS JUST ASK......... |
| | First Date |
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PUT ON SUM ELTON OR PRINCE AND TAKE A CANDLELIT BUBBLEBATH, SHAVE MY LEGS AND RELAX 4 A WHILE.. THEN ID DANCE AROUND IN A TOWEL, DRIPPIN WATER EVRYWHER, AND SINGIN & DANCING.. RUBBING IN SCENTED LOTIONS, OILS, ID SPEND TOO MUCH TIME ON CLOTHES AND NOT ENUF ON HAIR (WHICH WUD BE IN MY EYES AND CUD BRUSHED AWAY BEFORE A KISS) AFTER TRYING ON SEVERAL SHIRTS ID SETTLE ON THE 1ST ONE I PICKED OUT AND LEAVE OTHERS IN HEAP ON BED IN CASE I CHANGED MY MIND.. ID SIT AROUND ANXIOUSLY AFTER THAT... |
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Male
Age between 31 and 42
Live in United States
Must not be looking for Intimate Encounter
Must not be looking for Activity Partner
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