I'll try to describe myself.

I'm funny. Really funny. You'll probably spend as much time laughing at me as you will laughing with me.

I've been to almost every state in the county, and plan to hit the last few as soon as possible.

I gave up on cars, and only have a motorcycle. If you already have a helmet, you get extra points. You can borrow mine, but you're not getting on the bike without one. I'd lend you mine but it is kinda stinky, though. Just a warning.

I have a cat. He's cooler than your cat. I wanted a dog, but couldn't leave him at the pound. So I ended up with a cat.

I live in Hudson right now, but plan on moving to St. Pete or Clearwater in the near future. Hudson's a little bit country, and I'm a little bit rock and roll.

If I haven't scared you away yet, drop me a line, say hello.

Anything but dinner and a movie. If between the two of us, that is the most interesting thing we can come up with, we should both just stay home.