I guess if I am ever looking, its for a guy who:
is over 18
under 30
is capable of monogamy
has self respect & standards
is decently attractive (strangely rare)
wants to be cared for
very affectionate and cuddly
is hopefully somewhat shy cuz that's just cute.
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Fem is a bonus but not too fem - you're not a woman ffs.
I really am a sweet guy, and I really do want to love someone.
I want to love you, cuddle you, and make you feel special, warm and fuzzy, and treat you like gold - like the only boy in the world '
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I'm a nice guy with self respect and standards, which usually means single and celibate.
I could use all the usual buzzwords in this profile, but does anyone really read this section anyway? It's easier for most people to just look at the pictures and make a judgment from there - if you don't find the person attractive you aren't going to bother reading about them, are you? No. I know I am a quality, caring person, and ideal for a long term relationship. Yes, you've heard all that before, but I dare you to keep reading. It might be thought provoking.
I'm not high on myself - just realistic - I'm nothing if not blunt.
The disproportionate number of shallow, un-interesting, stupid, and annoying gay guys here are making it seem like there are no good ones left.
Alot of you don't "do" monogamy because you don't know how to have healthy adult relationships without drama.
You tell every new guy you meet that you are sick of relationship drama and head games, but you don't really mean it. You've dated the same person over and over again, only the names and faces are different.
Good luck trying to turn someone like that into relationship material. How much BS are you willing to put up with?
You want to keep dating guys who are going to hurt you and throw you away. What am I supposed to do with that, exactly?
It amazes me how many of you keep dating the same lame, drama-oriented, emotionally stunted screw ups, yet you expect better results each time you do. What's going to make this time different than the last guy? Hello!
You've just become more jaded and bitter - which is really irritating for quality people by the way (you won't give us a chance).
I don't just settle for anyone who will look at me sideways, like all the people who are prone to lonliness, dont like their own company, and need fleeting distractions (short term men).
If we are boyfriends, you will be affectionately and completely loved by me and only me, for the time we are together. I only expect the same in return. If you have hang-ups, aren't ready for monogamy, haven't thought about what you realistically need out of a relationship, or if your ex is still in the picture, don't waste my time. I don't have the patience. Also, don't message me unless you're serious - it saves us having conversations about our interests that would inevitably go nowhere, since the disappointing majority of you guys dont like being valued, and just want to get banged in the ass by randoms who won't attempt to remember your name.
I sometimes wish I could date chicks. They appreciate a gentleman.
I'm friendly, conversational, and open minded (yet blunt) but for some reason people find me intimidating and unapproachable. Go figure. I could highlight on this profile the fact that I am a stable, mature, responsible, evolved person - but the majority of guys I've met in this city don't appreciate those qualities anyway, so be honest with yourself before you waste anyone's time.
That sounds really pessimistic doesn't it? I'm quite the opposite, actually. I haven't met many people more positive than me, but my frustration comes out because I can't believe how challenging this has been.
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