stuff stuff stuff i hate profiles
still hate it filling this up
GOOD NEWS I AM ONLY ONE BIG CALORIE
I will keep typing till it accepts me
so here I go for more and more
sex works too
No strings attached
Guarantee to hit your spot

I want a woman that will not play games Half of the profile you ladies do not even have the right hair color? you say red but are brown, blonde but are a brunette, You do know if things go well we will find out RIGHT.
MOST WOMEN ON HERE ARE FAKES/POSERS LIE TO YOU FOR A FREE DINNER AND NEVER PUT OUT. I HATE THAT.
There are soooo many fakes on here with too much makeup on and false statements I like everything blah blah blah oh no I can't do that on the first date.
Be more open like me I am a man that is attempting to do bad things haha

And why WHY are you showing me the cleavage then take offense if I comment? Same with the legs, I see they go all the way up and down but I say they are nice and some of you get offended.

I WANT TO CURL YOUR TOES

OK traveleing guy just in case anyone is confused,
IL, NY, NH and Cali

About ME: (not just the sex) I cook, I clean, understand the concept of shopping, prefer not to wear undergarments, (unless it is required at a party)and do not like changing for anyone. I have a caustic sense of humor and will not change.

no dating lets just get right to it sex works sex first then dinner it is a new trend
I have no good intentions I plan on meeting someone and pleasuring them in every way that they want and some that they did not know existed.
PS BRING BOOBS, I will try not to talk to them all night Legs and Butts also welcome.
You are the appetizer if you are good we can go out to dinner
and as always the motto is: Spitters are Quitters
and do not tell me you will do all these crazy things then when it comes down to it you back out.

Most importantly lets have fun. If you take the fun and touchy feel out of dating all you are left with is marriage.