Ok so I want to try this out and see if I can get a GF in real life. I've been single a while since my cousin left me. Shoulda learned that's wrong the first time around. We really do learn by invitation. Those who don't, won't get a surprise package from me! If I seem odd, its because I am male, with 97% DNA and 3% unknown. My buddies think I use too much tongue though I'd really like an expert opinion, Yes, YOU...You know who you are.

Wow! There are a lot of nice women here..... Huba Huba. What makes YOU tick inside, anything? If not, send me a message if you are interested, and get those clocks wound. That's a big hoobby of mine. Live life for today, that's why you really should meet me. Or call me on the phone now for a psychic reading, overdue flattery, and a reality check (for me). Update: I know what happens....

For 10 minutes after we first say high, no talking will be allowed from either party, or you or I. Then, If you like adventures, I'll show you my Time Machine (it looks like an old fiberglass shower stall with LED lites and chord to nowhere except time. Then we could have have dinner with some barbarians. Though I'm a good cook too... Coffee too, here or there, call me for a sip if you dare. No talking and common etiqutte, just kissing like Cro-Magnum lovers. Better yet, meet me at midnite, within 15 days of a fullmoon. I also like spaghetti O's, do you?