LISTEN UP...THE GUY IN THE PROFILE BEFORE ME IS MARRIED!! THE GUY IN THE PROFILE AFTER ME IS GAY.
I'M YOUR GUY!!

Single male seeks double-jointed supermodel who owns a brewery and grows her own pot. Access to free concert tickets a plus, as is having an open minded twin sister!



"DO YOU GIVE HEAD TO STRANGERS? NO?? WELL, THEN LET ME INTRODUCE MYSELF..."


I would prefer the woman I meet to be extremely rich, super hot, owns a big home with a guest house, has fast cars, boats, jet skis, whirlpool/hot tub, Olympic size swimming pool, does NOT talk much, never complains, does not mind if I spend HER money and has full knowledge that I am right AT ALL TIMES!




::BONUS POINTS:: SINCE I REALLY LIKE MUSIC....I WOULD LIKE TO MEET A WOMAN WHO IS VERY GOOD AT PLAYING THE SKIN FLUTE AND/OR THE MOUTH ORGAN!!





I know I am NOT asking for much, so I expect to be flooded with emails! I will respond to all emails but because of the extreme amount of messages I expect to receive, I may not be able to respond the same day! However I will try! Hope to hear from you soon!





I DONT REALLY FEEL THAT WAY! I ACTUALLY WOULD LIKE TO MEET A NICE WOMAN AND SEE WHERE WE CAN TAKE THINGS. I AM A REALLY FUN GUY TO BE AROUND. I GET ALONG WITH EVERYONE AND ENJOY GOOD, INTELLIGENT CONVERSATION. SEND ME A MESSAGE AND FIND OUT!! WHAT THE HELL, IF YOU HAVE MADE IT THIS FAR THROUGH MY PROFILE, YOU MUST HAVE FOUND SOMETHING THAT EITHER INTERESTED YOU OR THAT AMUSED YOU.

OK, YOU CAN STOP READING NOW!!!

YOUR NEXT STEP IS TO CLICK THAT LITTLE BUTTON TO CONTACT ME...








I SAID STOP READING AND CLICK THE DAMN BUTTON!












YA KNOW WHAT?? YOU NEED TO LEARN HOW TO FOLLOW DIRECTIONS!!





NOW CLICK IT!!




DONT BE SHY... E-MAIL ME WITH A PICTURE, WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO LOSE??!!

Besides your entire self concept! IM KIDDING!!





WHY DONT I EVER GET A ROSE?? LOL



http://www.my space dotcom/kenoshaguy ---POF wont let me post the direct link.

My Yahoo Messenger ID: ashland1016

IF YOU ADD ME TO YOUR CONTACTS, TELL ME WHO THE HELL YOU ARE IN THE "INTRODUCTION" BOX.

We go out to eat at a fancy McDonalds. (Dollar menu only, please)

If you're buying.....McDonalds is out of the question!