i need a girlfriend!

im getting very fed up with this lark. does anyone want to meet? or do you just want to chat on here....hello how are you for the umpteenth time. i guess your hubby's not talking to you :) im prepared to meet up the next evening/day off i have. of course, we must like each other. im not attracted to pat butcher lookalikes, or that dyke **** off eastenders. i prefer cute funky types.

if anyone likes me but is a little shy to first get in touch, please do!

my type of humour is this...
at work today(restaurant) a lady came in for some gift vouchers. she was wearing a nurses uniform. i said to her, 'are you a nurse?'...reply was yes. i proceded to jokingly clutch my heart and collapse on the floor. she asked if i was alright. i said ' my hearts been broken'. she said ' ahhh shall i getthe violins out? i said id rather you get your XXXX out!
im like this with alot of people, but sometimes one is not amused'

im a nice/funny guy/only 39 years old!!
i look younger cos ive had no she-devil suck the lifeforce from me.
im looking for friendship with a like-minded funny lady.

ive a special sense of humour that not everyone finds funny, so beware.
we all dream of love and companionship and i hope to find one day.
i consider myself as someone with a good heart,
i tend to get emotional about important things like abuse/injustice/or even stuff in fims.

i absolutely luv comedy, especially Sean Lock, jimmy carr, eddie izzard and chris rock. always watching it on youtube etc. i can watch the carry on' films over and over again.

i luv going to the cinema,
eating chinese food in chinatown
going for short breaks to europe or uk.
Music-wise, my tastes have varied with my age.
when i was young i was into human league, heaven17 and Ultravox,
when i was a teen i got into 60s music bigtime.
everything from the beatles/doors/who/zeppelin and stevie wonder.
then in the early 90s into smashing pumpkins and grungey bands.
went to alot of festivals and gigs.
in 94 i got hooked on dance music,
clubbing, deejaying and Everything involved in it. great days!
but from 2002 got into travelling.
only been to a club maybe 3 times since 2002! feel out of place now.

my main interest is Retro. luv looking round places of interest. 60s 70s films. vintage stuff from scooters/cars/clothes.

i work hard in a restaurant in harborne where i do alot of evenings and double shifts so find it hard to get out and meet people.
one thing though, im not looking for net buddies, i want to meet someone and physically see them. to suit us both. please message me if your this type. any age. any age/any race/ any commitments .
ive a little stutter if thats important to you.

ive big plans for the future to go to cambodia to look after crocodiles. maybe 4-5 years time. volunteer work.im not a pub/bar type as i dont drink.

im looking for a sweet pretty funny lady. preferbly into retro things. must have a big heart to give. im not into people who have 'drama' lifestyles. or are too busy all the time to meet up. i like the gentle type, the quiet one in a group of girls.

im not looking to chat/email endlessly on the net. very boring. i would like to get to know someone in the flesh,not virtual.
i really dont mind single mums. ive never been broody to have my own .

i dont use msn now. too many wasted nights.

i have an unhealthy attraction to ladies who like wearing sexy shirts, sorry! and im liable to play with your hair, cos ive forgotten what it feels like :)

i live on my own in winson green,
have a lovely new scooter,
no pets as i work alot,but i absolutely luv animals if we're gonna have sum form of relationship.
the problem with this site is i dont really know if someone likes me so i give you full licence to message me, even if its a hi. i hardly ever make first move as i think i'll get rejected. some people find my humour not very funny :( XXX

english heritage, go to an owl sanctuary (alan partridge did),yoga workshop or just meet up for a tea/coffee to see if we get on. arrange something more if we like each other.