HI,I'M SINGLE,5FT 10,I LOVE 2 TRAVEL ALL OVER THE WORLD,LOVE GOING TO THE GYM,& ACTING THE IDIOT,WHICH COMES VERY NATURALLY TO ME..LOL.I RUN MY OWN BUSINESSES.I LOVE HONEST, ROMANTIC WOMEN,THAT lIKE TO KISS AND CUDDLE,AND ARE 100% FAITHFUL,I LOVE MAKING PEOPLE LAUGH AND SMILE.I LOVE ROMANCE,HUGS, CUDDLES,and KISSES UNDER THE MOONLIGHT..if you want sex, dont waste your time with me, i'm awful in bed,i've created loads of lesbians..LOL.life is far too precious to waste being unhappy.i'm a racist,i hate all races, especially the 100 metres and 1500 metres..LOL p.s..I'M A PART TIME MODEL,FOR CRUFTS. LOL.I'M AN EX SEMI-PRO KICKBOXER,32 PRO FIGHTS,WON 1,LOST 1,CHICKENED OUT OF 30..come into the house of madness,if you dare.lol p.s..i'd love to find a nice lady that wants to explore the world with me.. CLEAN CHAT ONLY PLEASE...I DONT SWEAR, AND I'M NEVER RUDE..I'M A TOTAL GENT
HAVE YOU NOTICED HOW MANY PEOPLE SAY " THEY LIVE LIFE TO THE MAX" OR "JUST GO FOR IT" BUT THERE STILL VERY UNHAPPY WITH THERE LIVES..DO YOU KNOW WHY?..BECAUSE ITS NOT SO EASY TO DO. IF YOU GET THE CHANCE TO FULFIL YOUR DREAMS.. GO FOR IT... LIVE FOR THE MOMENT, DONT LET YOUR PAST RUIN YOUR FUTURE...DONT LET THAT PAST RELATIONSHIP RUIN YOUR LIFE, YOUR WORTH ALOT MORE, HIS LOSS....IF YOU FEEL DOWN AND NEED A FRIEND, TEL 999...ASK FOR THE PLONKER IN PADDED CELL NUMBER 3, I'LL CHEER YOU UP, UNLESS I'VE JUST TAKEN MY MEDICATION,THEN I'LL JUST DRIBBLE ALL OVER YOU..YUCK..LOL
THE KEY TO HAPPINESS...LIVE LIFE WITH LOVE IN YOUR HEART & LAUGHTER IN YOUR SOUL..x
find a loving romantic man, and you will have alots of happiness in your life..
date me..& you will need THERAPY..lol..x
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joke..17/05
A guy heard from his doctor that masturbating before sex could help him last longer. So he decided to try it. He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He couldn't do it in his office, so he thought about the restroom, but that was too open. He considered an alley, but figured he might get mugged.
Finally, he was inspired. On his way home, he pulled his truck over on the side of the highway. He got out and crawled underneath as if he was examining the truck. Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and started to masturbate. He closed his eyes and thought of his lover. As he grew closer to orgasm, he felt a quick tug at the bottom of his pants. Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm, he kept his eyes shut and said, "What?"
He heard, "This is the police. What's going on here?"
The man replied, "I'm checking out the rear axle, it's busted."
"Well, you might as well check your brakes too while you're down there because your truck rolled down the hill five minutes ago." LOL
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joke 19/05
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One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
The blonde started laughing.This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
This time the blonde laughed even harder.
Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!" LOL.
27/05
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A little boy and his father are walking down the street, and they see two dogs having sex.
The little boy asks his father, “Daddy, what are they doing?”
The father says, “Making a puppy.” So they walk on and go home.
A few days later, the little boy walks in on his parents having sex. The little boy says, “Daddy, what are you doing?”
The father replies, “Making a baby.”
The little boy says, “Well, flip her around! I'd rather have a puppy.” LOL
JOKE..10/06
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A construction worker on the third floor of a building needs a handsaw. He sees one of the laborers on the first floor and yells down to him, but the man indicates that he can't hear. So, the guy on the third floor tries to use signs. He points to his eye, meaning, "I", then at his knee, meaning, "need", then he moves his hand back and forth, meaning, "handsaw".
The man on the first floor nods, then drops his pants and begins to masturbate.
The man on the third floor freaks out and runs down to the first floor yelling, ''What the hell is wrong with you!?! Are you stupid or something? I was saying that I needed a handsaw!''
the laborer looks at the carpenter and says, ''I knew that. I was just trying to tell you that I was coming.'' LOL...x
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17/06
jake and his wife Martha went to the local fair every year.Every year jake would say, "Martha, I'd like to ride in that there airplane."
And every year Martha would say, "I know jake,but that airplane ride costs ten pounds, and ten pounds is ten pounds."
One year jake and Martha went to the fair and jake said, "Martha, I'm 71 BLOODY yrs old.If I don't ride that airplane this year I may never get another chance."
Martha replied, "jake, that airplane ride costs ten pounds,and ten pounds is ten pounds."
The pilot overheard them and said, "Folks, I'll make you a deal,I'll take you both up for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say one word, I won't charge you, but if you say one word it's ten pounds."
jake and Martha agreed and up they went. The pilot did all kinds of twists and turns, rolls and dives, but not a word was heard. He did all his tricks over again, but still not a word. They landed and the pilot turned to jake, "By golly, I did everything I could think of to get you to yell out, but you didn't."
jake replied, "Well, I was gonna say something when Martha fell out, but ten pounds is ten pounds."..LOL..x
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27/06
WHAT IS A BLONDES FAVE NURSERY RHYME?
HUMPME DUMPME.....lol
29/06
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A dustman knocks on a Japanese man's door.
The man says "Harro, wot u want?"
Dustman asks "Where's ur bin?"
"I bin on loo" says man
"No mate, where's ya dustbin?"
"I dust bin on loo!" says man
"NO! no mate, where's ur wheelie bin?"
"Hokay, I wheelie bin havin a w4nk!"....LOL
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30/06
Eskimo on holiday in Wales,
when his car breaks down!
A Welshman stops to help , so looks under the bonnet,
and says oh "you've blown a seal".
Eskimo says "so what B1tch, u shag sheep"..LOL
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03/07
Man in a mask bursts into a sperm bank with a gun.
" open the F*cking safe NOW" he shouts to the mangergess
" now take out a sample and drink it"...he tells her
she drinks it then wipes her mouth
the man then takes off his mask...to reveal its her husband
he says....see, its not that F*cking difficult is it?...LOL

i would make the first date amazing.....fly off somewhere warm and romantic..
i would treat the lady like a princess, and make her feel so loved.. i'd love to meet someone who loves romance, hugs, cuddles, kisses, walks hand in hand along the beach....none smoker please...i used to smoke in bed, but now i slow down and use lubicant..........lol..x
i like to live my life for the moment, life is very precious, so i just go for it.
money comes and goes,but time NEVER returns.
i've got alot of love in my heart, i'd love to find a lady that i can treat like a princess, pamper, love and make her feel like she's the only lady on earth that matters...
LOVE COMES FROM THE HEART....NOT from the eyes.
i love making people laugh and smile, but if you ever need someone to talk to, someone to cheer u up, or just a nice cuddle, come and say hi.
big hugs and kisses
DONT waste your life being unhappy..
if you feel unhappy about something, be strong and change it...u will NEVER regret it.
if a good person ever comes into your life...NEVER let them go, fight for them and make them realise how special you are..x
live for the moment...and dont be scared to show your feelings...
if u love someone...tell them..." i love you darling"
its an incredible feeling to hear those words.... i hope i will here them again one day..and be able to say it back for the first time in my life.
remove the negative people from your heart.....and life
and replace them with people you want in your life.
everyone has the chance to meet that one "SPECIAL FRIEND"....most miss the chance or dont realise until its too late..x
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P.S... I'M NOT LOOKING FOR A ONE NIGHT STAND...I COULDNT GO FOR A WHOLE NIGHT.... SO, I'M LOOKING FOR A 30 SECOND STAND...LOL..
( Joking, i'm not into casual sex, LUCKY for you )....lol..x
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REMEMBER WHEN YOU ARE OLD, SOMEONE WILL COME ALONG AND TAKE ALL YOUR POSSESSIONS, IT WILL HAPPEN TO US ALL.....BUT NO ONE CAN TAKE YOUR MEMORIES, SO BUILD YOUR MEMORIES, NOT YOUR POSSESSIONS..
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I SOUND VERY WISE, DONT BE FOOLED....I'M A RIGHT THICKO.........LOL........X
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where are all the so called romantic ladies....? most dont even end an email with a kiss.....love to find someone that REALLY does want to live life for the moment..instead of just saying the words...and is very determined to achieve her aims....whatever they may be....
PLEASE NOTE.....I AM A TV STAR...well, i'm on crimewatch uk most months, does that count?..lol
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Female
Age between 37 and 57
Live in United Kingdom
Must not be married