Well Egypt feels a long time ago now and so does Turkey which I came back from last Tuesday ... I am freezing can't seem to get warm not bad eh 2 holidays in a month ... I sure needed them anything to get me away from here and all the usual crap


"Bra Sizes"

Have u ever wondered whyA, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the Letters
used to define bra sizes? But couldn't figure out what the letters stood for. Well its time you became informed!

(A) Almost tits.
(B) Barely there.
(C) Can't Complain!
(D) Damn!
(DD) Double Damn!
(E) Enormous!
(F) Fake.
(G) Get a Reduction.
(H )Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up! .... haha which one am I answers on a postcard please .... I'll give you a clue mine isn't on there!!!!

Here's another one for you think about .... I really like this one

Condoms Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms and kept their tag line....eg:
TESCO condoms - Every little helps
NIKE condoms - Just do it
PEUGEOT condoms - The ride of your life
KFC condoms - Finger licking good
EVER READY condoms - Keep going and going and going
PRINGLES condoms - Once you pop you cant stop
BURGER KING condoms - Home of the whopper
ANDREX condoms - Soft strong and very long
POLO condoms - The one with the hole....OOPS!!!!

I have borrowed this off a profile but I adored it and thought it was soo true. You'll have to let me know if you like it here goes ....

Sometimes I don't know why I still bother to love,
when I know for a fact that it'll always be the same story..
chasing a heart that will never be mine completely..
begging for affection that will not be given..
sacrificing for a doubtful future..
& crying for the one who will not love me back completely.. so true hey Renshaw I have only borrowed this poem off someones profile for the person who thought I'd borrowed my whole profile

I've always been more of an Auto Trader kinda girl than a Hello magazine, I'm not a tomboy I'm all woman and all real 100% but I don't have to do girlie things all the time, I enjoy watching the football in the pub and playing a few games of pool even snooker too so I can be one of the lads if and when required oh and my highest break at snooker is 81 (I used to be quite good) so I enjoy that side of things too as well as the finer more refined things in life. Love getting dressed up to go out to the theatre or for a nice meal and it's been known for me to be dressed up in the house too ... that's only if your really lucky

Well this is something I never EVER thought I'd be typing I am now going to the gym most days and loving it in fact I am getting quite addicted and if I don't go I seem to get all aggitated because I haven't been .... now turning my living room into my own personal gym I have a spinner, a power tonic, a bike that reclines, a lateral thigh trainer, an I joy ride (machine that simulates horse riding so works your bum thighs and tum) and some weights ... WOW did I just say that but it's true

Oooh and if you don't get a reply try reading this I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day, Tomorrow is not looking good either.


I'm a blonde (not natural but still looks good lol) who has curves in all the right places I have an hour glass figure but I have too much sand in a few places namely my J Lo PMSL.

I'd like to chat and maybe meet a nice guy who is good fun, knows how to enjoy himself, is kind, caring, loving, tactile, a good kisser (that is a must) and will NOT cheat on me (are there any out there) to go on a few dates and who knows maybe more a lot more. Perhaps I'm asking too much you tell me!!!! It seems I am asking too much to meet a man who even meets some of what I requested ... I am not a player which has been implied most of you who have messaged me know that I acutally do NOT reply to many messages

Oh but please DON'T call me HUN I hate it with avengance I'll try this here on it's own and see if any of you read it ARGH .... OMG it still doesn't work even putting it in bold letters and saying please don't call me it, do any of you READ what is here or do you all just look at the pretty pictures!!!!!!


Love going out to the theatre, going for meals, love going on holiday, love films action ones esp love the die hards, comedies not really into chick flicks really and on a lovely day enjoy a day down on the canal nice glass of wine and a spot of fishing off the back of the boat and I have lots of other interests too.

I've just been told it says too much here ... HELLO I thought that was the idea so you could find out a bit about me to see if we like the same things or not ... have you seen some profiles on here they are like a blooming best seller WAR & PEACE HAD LESS PAGES .... Don't send me messages saying do you fancy a threesome with me and the girlfriend or do you want to meet for sex .... well I'm sorry I will not even bother replying to messages like that


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I like suprises so why don't you tell me where you would like to take me on our first date and I'll tell you if I like the idea

Oh and try and be more original than here's the name of the hotel I am staying at come and meet me there ... Please I wonder if anyone would actually just go and meet them

I wish someone would make an effort be original!!!!
What gets longer when pulled...............

Fits between your boobs..............

Inserts neatly in a hole, and

Works best when jerked..................... ???

A SEAT BELT you pervert!!!...... BUCKLE up and pass it on..