My name is Dave and I'm a virgin.

Now that I have your attention, I'll tell you something that is actually true. I am a funny, intelligent, no bullsh*t kind of dude who would love to see what kind of person you are and what makes you tick. People come in all flavors and I want to try every last one and I consider myself able to relate to most people on at least some level.
I won't do annoying things like ask for your permission to kiss you or be nervous and treat you like youre my supervisor at work. I give you the respect of treating you like a real honest to goodness person despite your boobs and vagina! :O WOW!
If you're cool, you get alot of great conversation and experiences and possible makeouts. If you're an idiot, you get the "it's not you, it's me" speech and a cab home. :)

Not really looking for anything too serious in terms of relationships, but I'm not opposed to the idea at all. You never know, right?

Chick Traits I Like: Talkative, smells awesome, soft lips, freckles, sexually open, cute feet,funny, gentle touch, accents (country, mexican, northern, whatever :D), confidence, sweetness, can cook a mind-blowing meal, stylish, smart

Chick Traits I Dont Like: psycho-ness, jealousy, women who think of themselves as "old fashioned", prudishness, girls who proclaim they are a b*tch but can't handle being called a b*tch, liars (theres no need to lie about anything ever), being overly judgemental,

I know youre tired of meeting idiot dudes online. message me if you want something completely different.

not really into "dating" as much as hanging out and vibing. i like karaoke and drinking :D