My name is Michael. I live in Hollywood. I work as a Line-Producer on independent feature films. If you don't know what that is, try not to be impressed. Its mostly paperwork and begging.

I know 11% more than I probably should. People say I'm funny. I pick up the tab. I'm an upbeat philosopher. I have a good time. People are often fooled by my 'nice-guy' looks. Mwahaha!

I'm a bit of a renaissance man. I've written, directed, produced and edited feature films, music videos and shorts. I can build a computer from spare parts. I can pack 40 feet of stuff in a 20 foot space. I use my iPod much less now that I have an iPhone. I've got mad photoshop skills. I know the secret way to the airport. I've worked as an animator. Someone once described me as a wicked mensch. Indeed.

I like going out for nice dinners, films at the Arclight, theatre, drinks in dark quiet bars and days at the museum.