*I live in a park, but I'm not homeless.

*I can play the drums, and I can crank out a tune or 2 on just about any musical instrument you put in front of me.

*I fell down that gigantic flight of steps at Niagara Falls. The steps that take you down to the "Maid of the Mists" boat ride. Got 3 steps down from the top and went ass over tea kettle all the way down to the bottom. True story.

*I speak 11 different languages. No I don't, but I can speak "Pig Latin" as well as my native "English". Both have come in handy on several occasions. My ability to say "The cat is on fire" in Spanish has yet to be a handy phrase but I'm hopeful that 2008 will be the year of it's unveiling.

*I am a Minister in the Church of the Sub Genius.

*I have a cat named Grendel. He's special.

*I roll my own cigarettes. Not because I saw John Travolta do it in Pulp Fiction and thought it was cool. I feel if I'm going to pay someone to kill me I should at least be paying wholesale

*I have an awesome music collection, but still seem to listen to the same albums over and over again.

*As a child I saw Billy Carter in a mall in Alabama and made a point of running up to him to let him know we had the same name.
True story.

*I have 2 jobs. I'm an artisan contractor during the day and grounds keeper in the evenings.

*I have never been on a vacation in my adult life.

*I'm generally an easy going person, if a bit sarcastic. I'm down right geeky most of the time. I never stopped reading comic books, still play role playing games, have an honest to god toy collection, watch sci-fi and horror films


*I have a bunch of IT industry certifications, but still prefer to play with plaster.

*I'm incredibly handy, and I can cook. I also order a wicked Chinese and pizza.

*I love a bar with a good juke box.

I found it easier to write a punch list of random facts about me than write a few paragraphs attempting to weave a coherent picture of me.


Now my ideal woman...

Well ideal woman is a strong statement.

What I'm looking for is another unconventional eccentric.
Someone who will read what I have here and want to know more. Someone who's honest, has a big sexy brain in her head and hopefully someone whom I can share a mutual attraction with.

Thats not unreasonable.

Anything else you want to know your gonna have to ask.

Drinks.
40's in a paper bag is always a good thing.