i am seeking a like-minded women to share a disastrous 3-9 month relationship with, ending in acrinomy, emotional chaos, and possibly legal proceedings.
i am looking for a female who will at first give me obsessive love, praise and devotion - but whose paranoia, self- loathing and fear of rejection and abandonment will eventually lead her to alternately push me away and pull me closer in a love/hate cycle that will lead to infidelity and the eventual emotional breakdown of one or other party - or, if we're lucky - both!!

you should be-:
* able to ask freely how big my bank balance, car, house and manhood is.
* have a history of short, intense, drama-driven relationships;
* have undergone negative psychiatric evaluations in the past and;
* be willing to threaten self-harm as a weapon to control your partner and make them stay with you and care for you.

Although not completely necessary, i would prefere women who are married or already in an unstable relationship and who drinks to forget.

If you think you meet these requirements, please dont hesitate to get back to me as soon as possible.

this profile is in recognition of the big neon sign on my forehead that everyone can see except me.

ps i already know that from the positive messages i have had, this profile seems to be 'spot-on' to both sexes, therefore, due to the high amount of men trying to convert me, please attach a photo.

pps i think i need to clarify some of the terminology used in the profiles :-

ADVENTURIOUS = kinky in bed
ATHLETIC = flat chested
30 SOMETHING = pensioner
FUN LOVING = annoying
WILD = gets drunk on one glass
BEAUTIFUL EYES = face like a robber's dog
SEEKING KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOUR = husband buggered off with a younger model
NEW AGE = hairy legs, armpits and needs a wash
HEADSTRONG = argumentative
ENJOYS PUBS AND CLUBS = alcoholic
AVERAGE BODY = size 18 or above
CURVACIOUS = sumo wrestler
CURVY = fat
CUDDLY = as above
LIKES EATING OUT = too lazy to cook
ENJOYS NIGHTS IN ON SOFA = no friends
NO STRINGS ATTACHED = bunny boiler
SOLVENT = will take your house and clear your bank accounts

Why do people put pictures on there side? i am a man not an owl, my neck wont tilt that far over to see them!!!

open to all suggestion

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Live in United Kingdom
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