NOBODY will ever like me 100%, that is what is great about me, I am an actual person!!! I have opinions and big balls, I definately will tell you if you look fat in that dress, but remember it doesn't mean I wouldnt take the dress off you!!

I have no major expectations for life. In the time that I live, however, I intend to do, see, hear, and experience as much as I possibly can because far too many people live a sheltered and unfulfilling life.

I am definately not looking to fall in love, at least not right now... If you ladies are looking for marriage material, check back with me in a few years, not just yet... I need to finish workin on myself before I can start workin on you ;)

Incase you are interested in what kind of women I look for here ya go, all girls who date me must have 2 legs (optional), 2 arms (optional), some semblance of a face (optional), and neck, and most definately a spinal cord (optional). Otherwise it all runs down to me bein pretty shallow, course... I dont like hollywood attractive, and I really don't like pornstar slutty. So if you are, below to above average in attractiveness, with a slim physique (a FEW extra lbs wont hurt) and you have never talked about nails (on your hands, not for wood) on the phone, you might have a chance!


ALL-BEEF HOTDOGS WITH BRIE AND FRENCH'S SPICY MUSTARD, TRY IT!

We would play video games, smoke pot, and most likely I would insult your cooking or your choice in wallpaper.