Tall, slim, plain, no personality, no sense of humour, hates good things in life. (Whatever they are). Can’t stand a good night out at the theatre, cinema or concert. Hate eating out or having a laugh. Little time for his two children. (Boris and Doris). Ex-significant other was affectionately known as Lady Macbeth. Generally just a innocuous, myopic, geezer who’s mostly comatose and waiting for his charisma bypass operation. I have two comments, which I hope are in my favour. I have a fervent, impassioned dislike of wednesdays. Why is that! I hear you inquire. Because they really do get in the way of weekends, plus I've always thought children are such a blessing. You never know when you'll need blood or a spare kidney.

Looking for a tall, slim, charming, kind, caring, sincere, attractive outgoing woman who’s a great cook, wonderful lover, irresistible personality etc, etc………………. (Did I hear someone say something about hell and freezing)?

Garry40

Maybe we could arrange our first contact in the high-dependency unit of the Betty Ford Clinic. I’ll bring two additional bottles of vodka for you.