I'm traveling on the road again like Willie Nelson, Ken Kesey and Clark Griswald. I recently just purchased a 38 foot Diesel Pusher motorhome and my dog Webber and I are randomly traveling to the coolest places in the states.

I'm currently in Portland Oregon for a few weeks. I spend most of my time between San Diego and Portland (I have a home on Mt. Hood). I'm looking for a groovy gal who'd like to chill out and not be a weirdo or try to hold me down. Definitely not into stalker types or obsessive and controlling chics. Not gonna fly with this guy.

I'm laid back and want the same.

Anyhow, here's more about me...

I...

Work on the inner webs.
Have hair on my chest like a 70's porn star.
Prefer riding bikes over driving.
Distrust white dudes in suits.
Travel around in a Diesel Pusher motorhome
Hate flying but will do it if the price is right.
Dislike thugs.
Am a bit too honest.
Speak in front of large audiences in seminar environments.
Am not looking for a hard core serious girlfriend at the moment (unless you are the ultimate rock star girlyfriend)
Don't wanna hang with uptight peeps.
Think Chelsea Handler is a super hotty (mostly because she makes me laugh).
Like sports & a chic who'll make me nachos during the game.
Am not into religious fanatics.
Think naked rocks!
Am losing weight fast since I broke up with my girlfriend.
Have tattoos. (No Ozzy on the knuckles though. Sorry rocker girls)
Tend to hire people to do sh*t I don't like to do.
Actually like country music. And Lesbians!
Think Jimi Hendrix is sadly missed.
Pray sometimes.
Try to make everyone around me a better person.
Like girls in slutty looking mini skirts. (Sorry I can't help it)
Drink a few too many kind micro brews.
Tend to set my watch to 4:20 a bit too often.
Own a home with a river in the front yard. It's pretty :)
Enjoy wrestling with my dog more then just about anything.
Surf alot and am in good shape.
Am STD free!
Want to hit a home run in Wrigley Field.
Love the sounds of the Grateful Dead.
Have no kids.
Am a environmentalist at heart and don't like litterbugs.
Have never smoked a cigarette in my life.
Tried wine for the 3rd time ever last night.
Know how to be chivalrous and romance a sweet lady.
Kinda suck at dancing but can do a mean "worm".
Play guitar, ukelele, drums, bass, produce hip hop, all pretty poorly.
Used to be a cab driver.
Am a published author.
Think it's awesome when old ladies are flirty.
Dislike authority.
Am a Aries.
Have been told I'm stubborn.
Have been told I'm special.
Like to share hugs. (Hug is actually my birth name)
Have blue eyes and blondish surfer hair.
Talk to my mother about every 2 weeks.
Despise Mayonnaise.
Am always in search of good souls and witty people.
Spent years reading Osho.
Miss snowboarding.
Was a car thief as a teenager.
Became a private investigator as an adult.
Like the unknown.
Challenge my fears head on.
Wanna chill?


Please note: I only contact maybe 1 in 100 girls that I see on this site. I know most women get bombarded by a bunch of dudes trying to seal the deal. Not my game. If you are interested in me, you might as well send me a message and let me know because it's rare that I initiate contact on here first.

Also, I do tend to get a lot of email between here and my web businesses. I make every effort to reply back to each email that I get. However, periodically it can take me a few days to get back to you, but I do make a honest effort to reach out to each individual that takes the time to write me. Thanks :)

I'd like to laugh.