Once you get past me be a Shrek look-alike, you'll find that I'm kinda witty and charming. If it helps any, I can cook as good or better than your mom. I'm very uncomplicated and I'm looking for someone fun, intelligent and attractive to enjoy life with. As much as I enjoy going out and meeting new people, I'm looking forward to going on my last first date. I'm content with my life as it is but I know that it can be so much richer if I had someone to share it with. Don't be shy! Let me know who you are even if it means you shouting "Hey Idiot! You need me but you don't know it yet!"

I'm not exactly suave and debonair so don't be surprised if I stutter and stammer like a school boy when we meet. Don't worry -- that doesn't mean I hold my silverware like woodworking tools and I don't slurp my soup either. I know how to dress appropriately and I have a sense of style in my clothing and my house. (Don't read this as me being a Metrosexual) You won't find me in a club looking like a douchebag with my hair spiked up, wearing an Ed Hardy t-shirt throwing gang signs for the camera. That doesn't mean I'm not down with La Raza, but I don't want anyone to think I roll with MS-13. I come from the era of Pony Down, YBI and the Errol Flynns. I retired the notion of being a gangsta along with my Max Julian jacket and my Stacy Adams shoes. If you can identify these cultural references you are definitely an old school east sider.

That said, I'm equally as happy getting dressed up for a night on the town as I am with sitting in front of a fire with a nice glass of wine. I own about 30 suits, shirts and ties (neck tourniquets) that are arranged like Geranimals in my closet becuase I work in Corporate America. So, if we have someplace nice to go, don't worry, I won't be showing up in powder blue polyester tux with a ruffled shirt. Honestly, somewhere low key and unpretentious is more my style.

Good God almighty! Does that sound as trite and cliche' as I think it does!? I better stop while I'm ahead. Why not shoot me an e-mail? I'll answer anything you ask to complete your on-line psycho-screening process. I can tell you now that I don't have any felonies or misdemeanors and I'm not currently under indictment for anything. If you like Bad Boys I'm probably not your ideal mate. That's not to say I'm a wuss. People just mistake my kindness for stupidity. After being stabbed once, shot at twice and chased by more mobs than I can remember I've chosen to walk on the sunny side of the street. (All of that happened in a previous career.) Ask me about it and I'll tell you anything you'd like to know.

Other than that, thanks for reading this rambling, incoherent profile. I hope you find the happiness that you're looking for!

Greg

Somewhere we could talk and get to know each other.