t.h.eng@hotmail.co.uk

i am not a beer monster and i'm pretty much sick of all the clubbing and the **** heads that go with it,i have been single for five years and done all that to death.i have enjoyed myself to the max and don't regret any of it.thing is i need someone to enjoy my life with,someone to talk to, walk with and maybe annoy at times (nobody is perfect) .most friends are married and have a life of their own which pretty much leaves you on your own.my work also involves high responsibility and alot of time.having someone to get lazy and smoochy with would be ace, especially on cold dark winter nights xxx

please don't talk to me about football,i can't stand it! i have great pleasure in playing with my own two balls thankyou very much............

advantages

i can play with my balls in bed

it's always nice and warm when i play with my balls

there is no rules when playing with my balls

people don't kick my balls

when i shoot my balls never miss

i've got two balls to play with

erm.......dribbling........no enough said i'll get myself into trouble!

can't believe i put that lol xxx

for a first date i would probably drop my pants and wack one out in public,hows that! lol ha ha.........you said you wanted a surprise & it is different!...

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please don't take that too seriously!

anything as long as its not noisy,i like to be able to hear you girls.just remember to stop and breath every now and again......

i am daft as a brush and can cuddle, kiss and fondle for england........oh yeah!

sometimes i fall asleep while logged in or i leave the plastic brain on when i go out so don't be offended if i don't get back to you when it appears i'm online...

i'm a cheeky sod and i love it,so if i upset you in any way shape or form................tough.!........your a big girl, i'm sure you can give as good as you get !!!!

places i often drink;
hull, old town
doncaster
beverley
caistor
barton
scunthorpe
brigg
these areas involve my work so it's only a shandy or two.