Hey yall,

I'm not really here to take this thing too seriously - instead I prefer silly profiles and making new friends. However, if you're a hot chicka who can spell, know at least 3 Jews for Jesus, can do 413 jumping jacks juxtaposed, don't mind halitosis, and are awake 67% of the time.. we may be a dating match. My terms are simple: We talk on the phone first, where we'll discuss a potential meeting of Austin hipsterism. That is, go around town picking up stuff listed as "free" in craigslist ads.

If however you somehow do not meet these standards, do not despair. In fact, if you are involved with any of the following, please contact me immediately:

[[Malapropisms]]
Opera or The Theatre
Being covered in chocolate
[[Vomiting for hours]]
man-servants
Damned fine cherry pie

If all of this sounds good.. feel free to contact me :)

Drinks. I look better in dark, seedy bars. And after you've had a few, too.