I don't dine at Gates BBQ because I get performance anxiety when they yell at me. I misspelled "Providence" on my "states n' capitals" test in 5th grade but my teacher missed it which resulted in a perfect score & an invitation to the pizza party. I never told her. I'm convinced the movie theater industry has hired a troupe of actors to follow me around the country to sit next to me & talk throughout the film. All ages and races -- it's really well thought-out. I'm not very mechanical because that requires noise but otherwise am very resourceful. I hate Junior Mints because they can blind. The faces people make while jumping on trampolines makes me laugh. The movie "Rushmore" is like my biography. I own a back loofah. Television makes me feel alone. Kansas City has the worst radio. I have dreadful body balance but nevertheless I play sports well. Just not roller skating...until the "couples dance"...in which case we'll be doing a LOT of holding. At any given video store, I've seen 75% of the inventory (excepting black & white films, which only count w/ senior citizens & fashion majors). I love it when people use air quotes when they speak. I flunked art because I couldn't finish any of my projects (OCD) but could spend days at museums. O yea, I architect software.

I'm looking for someone who, most of all, has a healthy sense of humor. Insightful. Honest. Desires commitment & intimacy. Prizes love & truth above all. If you're neurotic & observant, we'll get along famously. If you've read/seen a lot, we'll have much to discuss. Passionate about the arts & nature? We're speaking the same language. Passion in anything is way hot. You'll find me old school -- I am looking for a woman to love & returns in kind. & all along the way, laughter. I don't know what "games" are played & wouldn't know how to play them even if I did. Unless it's putting jigsaw puzzles together w/ one another -- way hot.