Friends with benefits...that's what I'm looking for. I'm very happily married and we have an OPEN marriage. That means that my hubby and I trust and love eachother enough to be able to enjoy sex with people other than eachother. I'm not cheating and I definitely don't want any drama.

Sex is fun, I think anyone would agree, but quite frankly I'm tired of dough head idiots messaging me. I value intelligence and I enjoy engaging in conversation that is mentally stimulating. If you just read that sentence and there's a word in it that you don't understand, DON'T MESSAGE ME.

OMG if you ask me one of these questions within the first few days of us chatting I will block/delete you automatically...you ready...?
1) Do you swallow?
2) What's your favourite position?
3) Do you do anal?
SERIOUSLY???? On what PLANET is it considered acceptable to ask these questions to someone you don't even know???? Get an effing BRAIN and be ORIGINAL and NOT a douche bag PLEASE!

You don't need to be Einstein or have a Ph.D, but please have an IQ higher than a snail...Thanks :)

Please know that I enjoy getting to know someone a bit before meeting them. Doesn't mean I need your whole life story or anything, but I'm a very upfront person, and I appreciate the same. Don't message me expecting to hook up that night, it likely won't happen. If you're single, that's fine, if you're attached, just know that it's on YOUR conscience and that I don't want any drama.

HAVE A CAR or be LOCAL. You will be coming to see me...I won't come to you so don't even ask.

As far as it goes between the sheets, I'm not a super kinky girl, and I'm not interested in someone worshipping my feet, I won't wear pantyhose for you because it's your "kink", and if I wear heels it'll be because I WANT to, not because it's your thing. I know how to please in bed, and you should too. Don't message me if you don't, I'm not a teacher.

Last but definitely not least, I am a curvy, larger than average woman, however I am athletic as well. I love playing and watching baseball and volleyball, I love swimming and enjoy almost any sport really..but I am not, never have been, and most likely never will be thin. I'm more than ok with that and if you've read this far, hopefully you are too. I am employed and ambitious. As far as my tastes, I like men that are taller than me (I'm 5'4") and aren't slobs. I make an effort to look attractive every day, and I appreciate the same.

Well, there's my new updated profile...Happy Fishing!

It depends on the circumstances :) I guess if you and I talk about it we could come up with something.