I like to keep it simple, Looking for my best friend and lover, drama should only happen in the movies.

LOL... I thought I would add a bit of humor to my profile, but but it seems not everyone gets it! so laugh d*mnit!

HUMOR GUYS HUMOR!!

WANTED: Are you married? Engaged? Unable to make a commitment? Then I'm the woman for you. I'm looking for an unavailable man for a long painful and frustrating relationship. No time or energy required. I'll do all the work. Call anytime day or night I'll be waiting. If you like being dishonest stringing me along and thinking only about yourself your my type of guy.....
Does this Sound like you, run dont walk, run the other way PLEASE!!!!!

PS... I never thought I would add this to my profile... but here it goes...
IF YOU DO NOT EITHER HAVE A PICTURE IN YOUR PROFILE OR HAVE NOT ATTACHED ONE WITH YOUR EMAIL...THE MESSAGE WILL BE DELETED.