I am a serial monogamist; I really love how deliciously evil that sounds and yet if anyone was married more than once they can be one;) I have noticed that most women are looking for a great relationship that can develop into being lovers. Men, on the other hand, are looking for awesome sex that can develop into a great relationship. Yeah, we know it ain’t happening, but just so you know where we are really coming from;) Great sex would for example exclude your Harry met Sally ability to fake it or emulating a corpse;) I’m just sayin;)


Despite the foregoing, yes, I would like a long-term committed relationship. In fact I have been in training most of my adult life to be a pretty d*mn good mate to someone. I can cook, clean, do laundry; even sew in an emergency. My parents did not indulge me and insisted I learn to be self-sufficient in the practical things.

If only they, or somebody, had been equally adept at relationship advice I might not have married two bi-polars and a paranoid schizophrenic;) However, despite what you are thinking I say this works in your favor. Think of the endless hours of practice I have at being patient and understanding. You try getting along with multiple personalities and let me know if that doesn’t build some character;)

As should be evident by now I am an incurable romantic, passionate, caring and kind. I love dogs, cats not so much;) Finally, I am on the left end of the political spectrum. I loathe people who abuse their power, real or perceived, over others. In short viva la revolution!;)

Hopefully I at least amused you enough to make reading this worth your time. Good luck in your search:)

Dinner in a quiet place so we can talk and get to know each other better.