I drive two old cars, because one of them always broken, but I, also, own diesel guzzling Truck!!!
I have blond hair with gray highlight, green eyes, my favourite color is clear.
I have no communicable diseases, have all my shots and I come with "papers".
I take pride in my appearance: I brush my tooth and bathe every PAID religious holiday. Check the calendar.
I'm not easy, so don't ask for sex on first date!
I may not be Mrs. Right, but, I 'm "Mrs. pretty ---- close"
On numerous occcasions I have been mistaken for Princess D. I know... I am cursed.
I am the gal who can "Take your breath away" (If I am holding pillow over your head).
I am a model citizen... just ask my parole officers.
I love to laugh and sometimes have a Perverse/off color sense of humor but I know when to be serious

"Never underestimate the power of stupid!"

"Two wrong don't make a right... but three lefts do."

"I do not have baggage, I have luggage!"

"Home is where I park my camper!"

"I'm the quiet neighbor who always kept to herself!"

"NO ONE IS PERFECT" but I am so close it scares me.

I've been little down on my luck and funds are low...

I am hoping you are able to pay for your own coffee and would not ask me to go dutch for mine.
(I invested in Bernie Madoff & AIG).

References upon request: You can even ask my ex-husbands on three continents.

Please, fill out following form, have it notarized, and submit three (3) RECENT pictures, (preferably YOU, not your son, your boy friend, or pictures from Play boy cover).

Name_________________________
True age_____________________
Height_______________________
Weight_______________________
Clothes size_________________
Measurements_________________
Savings balance______________
Credit cards #'s_____________
Safe combination_____________
Secret hiding places_________

"I want it all, and I want it - delivered!"

P.S: My actual hight is 5'3 1/2"..it was not a choice so I rounded up! LOL

Addendum:

Please, no photos taken 10 years ago or 50 pounds ago.

Could someone. please,- define "Average"???

First of all... Show up!

Next, we do a "drive-by."

The way it works is as follows:

We meet at a pre-determined parking lot. Starting at opposite ends of the lot, we slowly drive towards each other. As our car doors meet, we stop and look at each other through open windows(a closed or deep-tinted window is considered cheating.)
Next, we both drive ahead ten feet and stop. If either party continues past ten feet, consider the meeting has failed. On the other hand, if we both stopped, we will open our doors, step out, and while standing in place, do a 360 degree turn. (please be sure your car is in park) Now, we get back in our vehicles and one of two things will happen. We will back-up, introduce ourselves and decide where to have that drink. The other option involves screeching tires at which point we'll go home and start "Fishing" again.

Don't be bashful, send me an e-mail.
Nappy New Year! :-)