A friend did my profile prior to my editing she loves this site and well now here I am we will see how this goes...
Im a single white female.... Ok heres were it gets difficult. This is what I want and there are a few things that I cant even have in my life.

You can NOT wear womens underwear!!!!
Have you had a shower this week?
Does your Mom call you to the dinner table?
Do you make it to work on time? Have you had more then 342 days off this year?
Have you ever been on "Americas Most Wanted"?

I would keep it short & sweet and if there is mutual interest well then anything goes....