To make myself sound more interesting, I will mention that I am from Boston. I moved out here mid-2007.

Since I'm on here to meet women, I'll mention some things I dislike followed by what I do like in a girl.

Dislikes: smoking; poor use of grammar/spelling; closed-mindedness; insecurity/low self-esteem; stupidity (i.e., not understanding my brilliant witty remarks and cunning observations); living vicariously through celebrities and pop-culture; excessive shady text messaging; not being all about me; poor social skills; pretentiousness; claiming you have no 'baggage' or 'drama' (everyone does in some dimension).

Likes: basically the opposite of the dislikes

Bonus if you: are sarcastic and understand sarcasm; like animals; are brunette; love watching me watch or play sports; enjoy food and drink; are remotely physically active.

Super bonus if: you actually read any of this and decided to message me.