Welcome to my profile, where dreams come to die :) I'm kidding. I'm not nearly as cynical as I used to be. I see the glass as being half-full, but this is of course strictly based on the contents of the glass.


About me:

Dry, sarcastic sense of humour. A little bit shy, but not in one-on-one situations or with well-known people. Intelligent with some unique perspectives on things.
Relatively speaking I've very positive and have a positive outlook. I don't work out, I jog/run though. Spicy food is good. For 2 ½ years I was addicted to WoW. I can't even understand why now. I'm not homophobic and I have a hard time accepting people who are. Almost everything can be funny to me. Humour doesn't have to be tasteless but if it is that's fine with me most of the time. I'm very well-mannered when the situation calls for it. Why am I on this site? I'm on this site because...... I won't lie, I'm not entirely sure what I am here for. I guess you could say I am open to whatever comes my way.




Movies:
The Big Lebowski, Digstown, The Aristocrats (especially the out-takes), South Park Movie (more-so than the show), Labyrinth, Legend, The Dark Crystal.

Music:
Tool, Pink Floyd, Foo Fighters (just the song Everlong really, the normal and accoustic versions), Radiohead (newer stuff)

Other stuff:
I love the smell of vanilla (ie Nag Champa). I recently sold my soul and bought a cell phone. The new Willy Wonka movie soundtrack with eff you up. Sports and fancy cars mean nothing to me. I love to double-parenthesize (like this (get it?)). I really don't like clothes with brand names plastered on them. However I do like nice clothes.


About this site:

I think its safe to say that pretty much everybody likes to have fun, have a good time, laugh. These are all desirable qualities in a person, but they can be assumed unless otherwise noted.

How come it seems like 90% of people on this site misspell “definitely”? There is no spoon and there is no “A”!

I know that this site is free, but it really could use some feature updates and fixes. A high school graduate with basic HTML skills could do better! (an overstatement, I know, you get the point)

Everybody wants somebody with no baggage. Who are these people with no/none/zippo/zero baggage? If they seem like they have none they've either transcended or they're bottling a lot of s**t up and I wouldn't want to be around when that gets unleashed.

You know whats awesome? People who write as little as possible on their profile so all people can do is judge them on their looks and hope people will message them. I'm pretty sure it works too! Oh life and its contradictions.

I really hope that when somebody has a profile that just says "I like to leave a lot of the imagination" that it isn't a mark of their intellect. So that just leaves lazy. Lack of intellect and laziness aren't generally considered desirable traits, wouldn't you agree?



You should message me if: you have a good head on your shoulders (at least in most respects), would actually consider meeting if we get along well enough (apparently this text should have been bolded because it went over-looked or misunderstood already)(and I don't mean 3 months after the fact). If like Mr/ Show.

I don't mean to sound like I have a chip on my shoulder, but I have lots of on-line friends that I will probably not meet, or will see very rarely. I'm not really looking for more of that sort. Again, I don't mean to sound bitter and its not as if I have so many messages coming in that I'm using this as a filter. I'm just a little irritated with how much energy I put into somebody before they finally figure out that they don't want to meet or that this quarter isn't good for meeting. And I can say all that jovially and smiling through it :)
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I'm here looking to meet people. For friends, networking, dates, hangouts and that sort of thing. Its too bad they only let you pick one thing in the details section.

OK why do mature women keep messaging me on here to tell me I look like Bon Jovi!?! Who are these people!? ***

Firstly, I've been told when I write I come off like a pretentious a-hole. Personally I think only one of those descriptors is true. :P

A lot of people seem to have bad experience with this site. I've met some damn cool people on here. That's a brief on my experience thus far. This excludes the stander-upper.

I live in Hamilton, currently working in Mississauga and frequenting Toronto on the weekends. Life is very sweet right now.


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So heres the skinny on things:

I try not to let the elements influence my activities. If its hot, wear shorts. If its cold, bundle up. If its raining bring an umbrella or just get drenched. Coffee and chocolate should both be dark and rich. No exceptions *tee hee*. If I look at the time, then you ask me what time it is, theres a good chance I'll have to look again. Cats are great. One time, I charmed the paint off a wall. This isn't meant in a derogatory sense, but I can be a bit of a dork. I look both ways when crossing a one-way street. Sometimes I like to throw big words around! (after I look them up). Homophobic people suck. I'm house-broken. Intelligence and education often go hand-in-hand, however one isn't dependent on the other; each can stand on it's own. I am available for weddings, birthdays (any ages), get-togethers, staggettes, bar/bat mitzvahs, pool openings, other parties, ribbon cuttings, showers, movie openings, anniversaries.




Random Quotes:
"Rice is great... when you're hungry and you want two thousand of something!" - Mitch Hedberg
"No one goes there, its too crowded" - Yogi Berra
"Life is a labyrinth, not a maze" - Alex Grey

***Apparently this was meant as only the sincerest compliment, so, thank you for that :) I just think its funny that I've never be described as that before this site and its happened more than once so far.
*The car pic is supposed to look poorly altered, just in case you thought it was a poor attempt at making myself look cool. :)

Get wired on coffee and go for walk n talk. Or, they say you don't know somebody until you fight them, so we could have boxing match or just a street brawl.