*** CAVEAT: If you do not have a sense of humor don't proceed.. Stay away and run to the next profile.. ***





Our First Date:
I just cant wait to go in 'our' first little adventure.. You will pick me up and then we'll stop at Dirt Cheap to buy some Pabst Blue Ribbon and some beef jerky. We'll then head out to an isolated park because we both love nature so much that we want nature to be the witness to our romantic escapade.. There among the trees, I will tell you how much I love you and how much fun this is.. Then I'll take my knife and I will carve a heart in a tree with both of our initials on it.. Awwww.. How Romantic..!! Buuurp..

About Me:
I am a very shy creature, very homely and very private. If you never met me, you will wonder what goes on in my mind, but with time you will learn that I am a very beautiful person inside.. I am quiet, I hardly ever talk to strangers and I dont have many friends. Like most people, I have my quirkiness, but you can learn to overlook those minor defects.. After a little while you will not notice my speech impediment, my knee brackets, or my missing right hand... If you just try to overlook that I like to stay home every single day with no exception, you may just find your self a best friend.. We can hang out and drink hot cocoa in the winter or a nice chill glass full of water in the summer. We can have sooo much fun..!!! ...... You will know I like you if I text, call, and e-mail you every two hours. If you dont return my calls I will take this as a hint that you are trying to play hard to get and I will hunt you down.!!.. After a second date with you, I would want you to move in with me and I will tell you I love you.!! *sigh* I cant wait to meet you, my sweetie...

Qualities:
Oh my gosh, you would love me..!! I have the best qualities ever..! Oh yes I do.. So here it goes.. I’m a nagger, screamer, jealous, arrogant, needy, unreliable, pernicious and insufferable. Man I am such a rare jewel aren’t I..?

About my honey:
The person I want to be with, has to have a lot of drama in his life, he needs to still have hope to get back with his ex. The more controlling, jealous and insecure he is the more attractive he becomes. My lucky guy must not be able to hold a job, who said you cant leave off food stamps and government help.? I think that love, admiration and devotion can conquer any heart, what can I say..? I am a hopeless romantic.!

Activities:
Sometimes I like walks in the park, I like chasing butterflies and lighting bugs, and I love to listen to the musical frogs...

Interests:
I must admit one of my interests include staying home and watching tv, I love to do laundry, I also enjoy cleaning my drive way when it snows, for fun in the summer I like to cut the grass and pull weeds... Well, those are just a few things I like, but there are many more, why don’t you ask what else I like to do..?!

Favorite Music:
Anything from rap to opera but nothing in between..

Favorite TV Shows:
Anything to do with TV, specially if is cable, I'm there.. If I cant watch it I will tevo it... I am a couch potato.. yum give me the chips and bonbons..

Favorite Movies:
Oh my gosh.. There are soooo many... To begging with, I love, and I mean looooovvv war movies... I hate comedies thought... They make me laugh, and I just hate the way I laugh, I also dislike any type of adventure or action movies, those look so dangerous... But I really enjoy sad documentaries.

Favorite Books:
I love to read, and I have all the time in the world to do so.. Specially after my walks in the park... I read out loud with my bestes friends Gertrude and Gladys... Two of my favorite books are "Chicken soup for the sick of dating" and "Men and women are from Venus, children in the other hand are from Mars" I keep this two books next to my bible at my night table..

Religion:
I go to church every sunday. And I pray the rosary every single day before going to sleep. And I do pray every morning when I wake up. Waking up is such a gift..!

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Actually the Real Me - Just so people dont think I am misleading instead of funny:
Spanish is my first language. I'm from Mexico (the Country!!). I have been in St. Louis for 20 years. I was married for 14 years, been divorced for 4. I don't like saying 'good morning' in the morning. I like meeting people. I host 3 very big parties a year. I'm very close to my family. I'm an extrovert. I do volunteer work. I don't own a tv. I don't have cable. Sometimes I don't have filters. Political correctness is overrated. I'm sarcastic. I'm blunt (frank, honest, direct). I'm not into religion. I love my ipod. Two of my best friends are guys. I like skydiving. I'm a happy person. Positive is my middle name (figurative). I stay up late. I have been in my job for over 12 years. I like to organize events and I am good at it. I like dinner parties, wine clubs, concerts, dancing and most people. I don't like bananas, liver, negative people or those who act like there are not good things to live for. I don't like to cook but I can do it. Pineapple and Kiwi do not like me. I have a good life and I am happy..!

Oh and last but not least.. My name is NOT Debbie.. Debbie Downer is a character from SNL..!! lol..



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12-04-09
When I first meet someone it should be something simple like coffee or drinks.. No lunch, dinners, concerts, movies, walks in the park or out of town trips..



Here are a few things that I'm NOT looking for..!

5. If you are not between 36 and 46
7. If you are not Latin or Caucasian
4. If you write to me saying that "We have a great poteanal" .. Instead of great Potential..! lol.... Yes this did happen..
9. If you take antidepressants
1. If you ARE married or separated or just broke up with a long term relationship
3. If you have tattoos or piercings
5. If you are a smoker (cigars & Hookah are ok)
8. If you have pics of fish here in POF.. I don't have pics of my shoes.!!
0. If you have less schooling than me
2. If you belong to AA or you think drinking is a sport
6. If you are under 5'10"
0. If you live far from me (I live close to U.City) by far I mean 20 min or more, yes I'm lazy and I dont want to drive far.. lol..
3. If you have cats (I don't like cats that much, besides I may have a mild allergy)
9. If you have pics here on POF of you with no shirt in front of a car or motorcycle
2. If you are sick of the bars because you could not find the "one" there.. hahaha
7. If your pictures are not current, more than a year old..
4. If you didn't read my profile..
1. If you have pictures of dead deer..
8. If you think watching TV is a great fun activity or hobby..

I think that is it.. I will update later if needed.

Happy fishing..!

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