It's always tough to describe yourself but here it goes... I'm a guy who is spontaneous,straight forward, sarcastic and fun. I've done the whole bar scene and it's still fun but it’s kinda the same old thing. Don't get me wrong, I like to go out and have fun and have some drinks but dare I say I'm maturing... I go out to enjoy time with friends.

I have a great family and group of friends. They're a small group of people but that makes them that much more important to me.

Ummmm, my interests... I love to travel, anywhere and everywhere, there’s no such thing as a bad trip. I've been an athlete my whole life and I’m a big sports guy… Go Yankees and Giants! I also coach wrestling. I drink caffeine in large doses during the week… what can I say, I’m in sales. I like all types of movies including 80's movies (Goonies not 16 Candles). I hate traffic jams. I don’t get angry very easily. I love watching cartoons. I don’t like the cold, but I love snowstorms. I love the beach and warm weather! Wine is good, but beer is better. I love photography and refurbishing old furniture. I like all types of music… from classical to rock and any type of live musical performance is a good time in my book. And this is Jersey, so yes, I do know all the words to “Livin’ On A Prayer”. lol

I'm not a superficial guy. I live my life in t-shirts and jeans when I'm not working. I'm looking for an outgoing girl to hang out and connect with… a more adventurous type of person, but also someone who doesn't mind staying in and having a quiet night alone, from time to time.


A quick reference guide to screening a female's profile... this is meant to be funny. :)

40-ish = 72.
Adventurous = Slept with everyone.
Athletic = No breasts
Average looking = Moooo.
Beautiful = Pathological liar.
Emotionally Secure = On medication.
Feminist = Fat
Free spirit = Junkie
Friendship first = Former slut.
New-Age = Body hair in the wrong places.
Old-Fashioned = No BJs.
Open-minded = Desperate
Outgoing = Loud and Embarrassing.
Professional = call girl
Voluptuous = Very Fat
High frame = Hugely Fat
Wants soul mate = Stalker

Nothing too original. Whether it's dinner and drinks, going to a museum, or or... I don't know, disco bowling. As long as we can talk and start to get to know one another.