For those who don't wanna read, or think I talk too much,,,,,,,,,,,,, LMAO, too bad! OOPS, did I say that?

I read a profile today and laughed!!! He said,,, you know, if we're all so perfect, why are we all here and still single? Okay,,,,,, here goes my shot at perfection...

I am looking for someone who.... knows communication is a major key to a relationship, loves playing in the rain, stomping in puddles, finding pictures in clouds, laying outside chatting and giggling, while gazing at the moon. I love watching the birds in my back yard. I entice them with bird feeders and a fountain. Did you know doves mate for life? I love to hear them coo, and I always feel sad for the one that is "alone". Let's do dinner, dancing, or just enjoying being in each other's arms at home alone, outside in the hammock, on the swing, while watching football (Geaux Tigers/Saints!) or while inside doing nothing more than enjoying each other. I love walking on the beach at night (when I can get there), listening to the waves rolling in. I love anything outside. If, while you're washing your car, you're playing in the hose, you understand me. I'm not too old to play with balloons. If I quit playing with balloons, I'll get old. I want to find spontaneous notes saying you want me. I want to surprise you with things for no reason other than because I want you to know how special you are and how much I crave your mind and your body, equally. I'm a romantic. I want to find you, love you, and make you wonder where I've been all your life. I want to have a relationship where we don't have to say a word, can gaze into each other's eyes for hours and be perfectly comfortable. I want to be able to laugh so hard we cry, and its all so natural.

Every woman should know how to live alone,,,,,,,,, even if she doesn't like it.
Every woman should own a set of screwdrivers, a cordless drill and a sexy lace bra.
Every woman should know how to fall in love without losing herself.

You do exist and I will find you!

What am I looking for? A partner in crime (because he will have cuffs - hehe) who knows what he wants, wants a long-term relationship, knows he wants it. can admit it, isn't scared, doesn't bring past relationships into the present, demands respect, is tired of sleeping alone, is very particular, will settle for nothing less than the best, is sexual, a romantic who loves to to hug, kiss, snuggle, love, spoil and be spoiled, is secure, spontaneous, passionate, is not afraid to explore, is my soulmate. (Without touch, we experience profound, psychological pain.)

Let's say we are in a relationship and we trust each other completely. Another man flirts with me and I smile and flirt back. Do you see that as a compliment to you; do you smile and totally enjoy watching it from afar. If you understand this,,,, you understand me.

At the risk of sounding superficial, I think we can all agree that physical attraction is important. I take care of myself and prefer someone who does the same and is height/weight proportionate. One who is open-minded, willing to try new experiences and is non-judgmental.

Touch a woman's mind and you get her interest.
Touch a woman's heart and you get her love.
Touch a woman's soul and you find passion beyond your wildest dreams.
Touch all three and you have a lover for eternity.
Touch a man in the same way and you have a relationship for life.

I want to need you because I want you.
I don't want to want you because I need you.

I'm tired of people playing games. I'm looking for the real thing, the person I will spend the rest of my life with. I don't want to "Fight". I want to communicate, talk, even argue or agree to disagree but, at the end of the day, kiss each other good night and say, "I love you". I'm not perfect. I never claimed to be, but then it's not about being perfect. It's about being perfect for each other.

If you are in a sexless marriage, that, to me, falls under the category of, "NMP". You, and only you, can fix that. I demand respect in all aspects of my life (unless I instruct you otherwise) and I DO NOT disrespect myself, or someone's spouse, and get involved in your poor little world because you can't keep sex in your marriage. (I've always wondered why people let themselves live miserably. Life is way too short.) You won't find any sympathy here, so don't come looking! If you're cheating on your wife, you don't respect yourself; how can you respect the person you're cheating with? I have never, in my 50 years, cheated on a partner, I don't intend to begin now, and I am not interested in anyone who has. Besides, if you're going to cheat on her, you're going to cheat on me next!!!!!!!

Someone sent me an email and told me they liked me but I talk too much. Well,,,,, WTF?

One more thought,,,,, why do people who are "separated" come here? Don't we need to find ourseves before we seek somebody to join our life?

Phew - Okay. Done.

How about ,,,,,,,,,,,, let's meet and see if we wanna have a "first date". Deal?