"Whether you think that you can or that you can't, you are usually right." - Henry Ford

Take a peek, go ahead! It's less painful than checking the lights for juice! :) (I don't have the belly my oversized shirt would lead you to believe!)

I love kids, love to work hard and play hard.

You'll not discover my being peeking at my picture or reading this text, we'll have to gaze into each others eyes.

If you're not happy, or need medication to be happy, please, go bother someone else.

My self-imposed relationship standards:
- I shall maintain the following personal characteristics : Chivalry, honesty, compassion, sensitivity, charisma, ambition, respect, admiration, consideration, loyalty, spontaneity, sense of humor, and my love for children.
- I will find someone with a commitment to mutual respect, open communication, individuality. Someone willing to cooperate in tackling the day to day hurdles life brings -- with family, work, and intimacy. I will never forget the importance of humor in our relationship.
- Joy can only be experienced in the present moment. From moment to moment, one day at a time, I will enjoy the joy and keep the next joyous moment in focus.
- I’ll not let a day go by without saying and showing how much my relationship and partner mean to me. I’ll not take a single moment for granted.
- I will remember that all I will ask of life is to have “Someone to love and someone I can trust." All of life’s problems can be conquered with that person.
- I cannot be loved more than I am trusted. I cannot love more than I can trust.


If you ask me, I will truthfully answer. Don't want to know? Don't ask.

Go out on the pontoon and stare at the water. Visit, flap our gums. Just enjoy being together. Or go shopping at The Landing. Or whatever our we want! I've already been through my motorcycle era, likely not to be repeated.

Other tidbits about me:

I do not watch TV shows revealing the lifestyles of the rich or famous. I have no interest in anyone who places thyself first. If you do not like children, most likely we won't get along.

Yes, I was married once. 'Bout 18 years with her, probably the best six months of my life... :)



Mail Settings (To message JoeFromOzarks you MUST meet the following criteria.)

Female
Age between 40 and 55 (okay, between 21 and 99 then)
You must have a current picture to contact this user.
Must not use prescription drugs to sleep, wake up, or to make it through the day!
Must be able to properly use punctuation and capitalization.
Must not use icons to express yourself - use the written word.
Must have a sense of humor, be happy and content.
Must be healthy, slim, active, attractive - at least in your own eyes!

To MARRY JoeFromOzarks, you must meet the following criteria:
Your profile must be 100% honest of how you are , not what you want to be.
Your profile must not say I don’t know what I want in a life long partner.
You must be reasonably conservative, relaxed and comfortable, happy, friendly, faithful, secure.
Know the difference between I LOVE CHOCOLATE and I’M IN LOVE WITH CHOCOLATE.
Do something (for free) for someone everyday, out of the kindness of your heart.
Know that chivalry is NOT dead, I am a gentleman.
Blond, slim, educated.
I'm not a rapper, if you "got back" I'm not interested.
You are happy!

Marital Pluses…
…own your own chain-saw (grin) Okay, maybe a spare spool of fishing line?
…have kids -- a pitcher, a catcher, maybe a couple of really good infielders.
…enjoy my cookin’ especially from the smoker!
…enjoy sitting on the pontoon, occasionally fishin’, whole lotta visitin’.
…enjoy walking through the grass barefoot.
…voted at least once.
...gotta be happy!
...able to do body work on '81 Bronco mudder is a real plus!

Finally!
I usually talk with a smile on my face, with happy animations, and unless I’m discussing 'nuclear physics' I try to present a point with a sense of humor. I can be taken seriously, but I never mean to be insulting. Out of sheer respect I have for you and for all mankind, if we email, please do not take any comment of mine as a personal insult, but with a nugget of my sense of humor.