Hi World! In case you don't recognize me, I'm the quiet one with the positive attitude that is more comfortable being a cleverly cynical observer than the center of Karaoke glory, for example, although I'm also self-aware enough to know I'm only sublimating my jealousy. They'll never make a movie of my life because, although interesting, I tend to minimize the drama. If they did though, I think it would be a really cool movie. I'm very ambitious financially, probably too much so, and determined to make a million dollars -- for no real good reason other than just to do it . . . and to travel. Travel is the one thing I would really like to do that I haven't, not that I'm all that impressed by exotic locales, it just seems like a cool thing to share with someone you care about.

The greatest thing we could do on a first date is laugh. I wish there were a store where you could go and buy it. I wouldn't bring you a dozen roses, I'd bring a dozen giggles. And maybe a bottle of wine.