JUST GOT HITCHED!!! YAY!!! THANKS POF!!!
Eh...I'm me. Bigger than life & twice as ugly >:) If you think I'm kidding about the ugly part...look at my pic again
I'm a giant, Shrek-like individual with a basic good humour & a happy outlook on life. I can flip small cars all by myself, lift heavy objects, and reach things on upper shelves without a ladder. I am NOT looking for friends with benefits/one night stands. I have an anti-drug policy...if you do drugs, go away and get yer freekin skull checked.
NOTE TO FRIEND SEEKERS: Be funny, have a sense of humor, be Drug-free, be real, be huggable, be willing to joke around!! Don't only call me when you need to move something heavy...call me when you know something FUNNY! I like having folks to talk & goof off with! I've gotten rid of all the drug-addled, abusive users & psychotic people in my life and well...gosh it's quiet now! :rofl: So I could use a few good friends to chat/swim/dance/lift weights with.
NOTE TO LTR/LOVE-SEEKERS: If I ever find a gal that can kick my butt, I'm hers! FOUND HER!!!!! I'M OFFA DA MARKET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thought for the Day - A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in his country who no longer understand it.
Every day is Zombie Awareness Day, right up until you slip. Then every day is Huuuuurh ... Braaaaains Day.
Just looking for friends & classmates from GB High in the 80's & PJC college in the 90's :)
A first date...none of those happening anymore...I found that one special person I want to annoy for the rest of her life ;)
With greath strength comes great responsibility...if one has the ability and skill to help others it does the gift ill not to use it.
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