***NOT LITERALLY FROM EUROPE! 5th GENERATION AMERICAN!**** My family has a (Mostly) Italian, Spanish, French, Irish and Mexican background. I thought that was the most accurate...I kept changing it because no matter what I put someone will question me. So don't worry about it! I'm a MUTT OKAY! lol

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Buenos Dias, Buon Giorno et Bon après-midi! To be or not to be? Never mind that,
it's time to tell you a little bit about me.

I love a sense of humor and always try to be funny; even though I know, girls only dig cars and money wink/jk. A musical aficionado with an ear for everything; play the guitar, drums and I think the bass, oh yeah, and I kinda like to sing.

As a student life was never dull because there was always lack of sleep; parties here, a midterm there, rinse, lather and repeat. Honest, Loyal, Entertaining and Witty; a perfect mix between BIG and Aiden..you know from that show...something and the City.

Whether you're seeking A) the Athlete B) the Musician C) the Comic D) the Bookworm or E) All of the above; My hands are warm no matter what you choose, because they all fit me like a glove. I can fit any style in any place, hang with any groove at any pace.

As a sailor I saw the entire world, and even learned a language or two; for four years I stuffed the Admiral’s belly with a plethora of Europe’s greatest food.
I don’t practice Santeria and I ain’t got no crystal ball; but I’ll take a good book and some java, not too much though, my bladders a little small...darn.

Pet peeves are rare but in this case, one I have, I hate to say;
is when drivers fail to raise the courtesy hand, when you give them the obvious right of way! Grrr…

(Raising fist in cartoon like fashion out the window*)

Ain’t looking for Drama,
So if you’re uptight, got ex-issues or say therapist required;
Like the Apprentice, I’m the Donald and have no choice but to say...baby, I'm sorry but...

“Yur’ fired!”

Also if Nerds, Intellectual Geeks or Random Goofiness doesn't tickle your fancy, we probably won't click. I can wear my S.A.S.FACE "Socially Acceptable Serious Face" when appropriate but when I hang with someone, it's better to just be...yea, just be. Ya dig?

Type?: Prefer Asian girls (and no, I don't have a fever. So don't go there) but it's not a deal breaker. Height is not an issue but being TOO serious always is. So laugh dangit! I tend to get along with the more artistic, bubbly, culture loving, giggly girly girls. Fiesty is welcome as long as it's not coming out your nose. I believe if you can make someone laugh to the point that they cry, then and there you've just created a powerful and genuine connection. Unless of course you're telling jokes to a human hyena. So I'll do my best until I get that snort (cracking knuckles and flicking the funny bone).

~Antonius