| | Maybe I'm him. I've been studying for the big T-E-S-T.... You know, the one where I find out if I'm "BOYFRIEND" material ! ! ! It hasn't been going that great. I'm at that point in my life where most of my friends have moved away, are married or worse, divorced for the second, third or fourth time... Okay, maybe it's not true, but I guess I just hate the idea of dating so maybe we could do something as friends and see where it takes us...So, a bit about me... I'm 5'11"ish with short brown hair and blue eyes. I wear glasses and look like a NERD (yes I could get contacts), and weigh 196 lbs (so I'm looking to do some skiing and skating if winter ever comes). I sometimes seem shy (however unlikely this sounds), I'm a recent MOG member (for you to figure out), and I've never really tried more than just chatting with people on here, but I think I should give meeting someone a try if they'll let me.
I'm multi-talented. I can talk and annoy you at the same time which is code for I will screw up from time to time, but I'm not afraid to admit it... I can stand to dress up (suit and tie) or just cut back to a t-shirt and ball cap and make a complete A$$ of myself depending on the crowd I'm with. I'll definitely be on my best behaviour around the parents if we get to that stage. I can be the life of the party (after a few drinks, who isn't), serious, or just plain goofy. I like to think I'm a Jack of All Trades. I'm not afraid to get my hands dirty even though I work in an office all day and I'm not afraid to try new things, but like anyone else, I do have my flaws. I'm a bit picky with what I like to eat, but I make up for it with the fact that I can cook. So, breakfast in bed won't be a problem for that special someone ! ! ! Anything else you want to know, just ask. It's kinda like wishing with me, but with me you shouldn't have to worry about that other hand cause I'm pretty honest. Yes, if you ask, I will send a picture.....of myself...cause what are you going to do with a fake?
What am I'm looking for? Well, I'm picky/shallow or whatever you call it, just like anyone else, but the difference with me is I don't have my head up my A$$ thinking of this one perfect person I saw in a dream. I'm looking for just one girl, not 5 or 6, as I don't have the heart to string people along and I'm too tired of games. Obviously, this person should like some of the same stuff I do. I like headstrong, opinionated or whatever you may call it cause I'm not afraid to argue/compromise. Plus you know what they say about making up. I don't care if you have a job or car cause I'm only interested in the person and I have a promising future myself, but besides that, money can't buy hapiness. You don't have to look like a model, but it could help (kidding). Ideally I'd prefer someone over 5'2", within 5 years of my age that has no children and likes to do stuff. I'd prefer a non-smoker that doesn't do drugs, but I'm not going to say you half to meet all my criteria cause really what do I know? The other qualities I'm looking for have to be earned like "trust", but if you're really H-O-T, then my mind just draws a blank right? If only things made more sense. Honestly, one never knows who the ideal person is, because when you picture them, you are dreaming. So send a message, you never know.
To the average person out there, best of luck with them choices ! ! ! Working on that "To Do" list right now? You know, get an education, find a real job, make some money, get rid of that student debt, buy a car, find a soul mate, buy a house, get married, and live happily ever after or something like that? Got all my ducks lined up in a row, how about you?
Favourite Quotes Etc.
"Believe only half of what you see and nothing that you hear."
"One of those guys that tends to stick around longer"
"I thought nice guys waited a little longer"
Why do accountants make good lovers? They're great with figures.
There are just three types of accountants: those who can count and those who can't.
Accountant Pickup Lines
1) Please, baby, let me withhold you.
2) Nice assets.
3) Lady, you make my pants file for an extension.
4) Technically, having sex with me is like a charitable gift.
5) You're the kind of girl I could take home to mother - which is good, since I still live with her. |
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