I'm not going to do the usual,' God, I hate this bit' thing so..... 'I really dread this bit'. How do you describe yourself? I mean, you're not a car or something with the added bonus of low mileage are you.... but on that note!

OK, so i'm no BMW or Mercedes, i'm more of a Ford Fiesta these days but i have most of my original features and i'm extremely reliable with a pumping stereo which throws out a wide range of music, especially RnB type tunes. I've had a few not so careful owners but i'm now fully restored to my former glory. I'm not quite in showroom condition but i only have 32 miles on the clock and no rust spots although the odd squeek has to be expected these days. I'm very economical, reliable and extremely cheap to maintain......

Point made i think, next

Update:
I swore I wouldn't do this but:

If you are holding a fish (other than the battered variety) in a profile pic, please don't get in touch...trust me, we have NOTHING in common!

If you are scantily clad posing your muscles (with a bottle of baby oil tipped over you)...Why??? (You obviously love yourself way too much to allow anyone else in??)

For a first date, I would most definately start getting ready at least six hours beforehand yet still be running around frantically with ten minutes to spare. I would be having panic attacks at the rate of two per minute whilst trying to paint my nails and rearrange my hair! After all of that chaos, chilling in a bar would be great and having a laugh.

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