33 not 30 (Y/O)! Sometimes lazy, sometimes not. Dogs rock, cat's not so much...all animals are cool. Slip on shoes aren't just for old people, they're for me too! Not very color coordinated. Don't fear Karma, mines good. I have a bicycle, I wear a helmet. Roller skates were cooler than roller blades, ice skating is impossible! If they'd never invented boxer briefs, I'd have never worn underwear. Girls peeing outside doesn't gross me out except if there's a bathroom. Bon fires with kegs are cooler than any bar (almost). "Ghetto" people in the city suck, but "Ghetto" in the country...what the F*@# (By ghetto I mean, wanna be "Thugs")? Gotta stamp my passport soon or I'll cry. I love coffee, but only if its good. My favorite restaurant was Zen Palate, 14th st/Union Square NYC. If I won the lotto I'd build a mansion with hidden passageways, a lazy river and a rope swing; then I'd sail a boat around the world, a big boat!

Drive thru taco bell, no Wendy's...cause I'm gonna get you a supersize! That's right; I take care of my ladies! Then maybe finish you off with some Dairy Queen or Baskin Robbins, and if you’re really wild, Cold Stone; its your choice, sky's the limit when your with me. Then I'll drop you off at home, cause it’s gonna overwhelm you how gnarly I am. I don't want to steal a kiss from you when your all dizzy and emotional, but the second date...watch out baby, I'm stealing first base, BIGTIME!