| danaday The Clownfish:
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| City |
right where I need to be Alabama |
| Area |
United States |
| Ethnicity |
Caucasian |
| Sign |
Capricorn |
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Height | > 7' (> 213 cm)
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| Age |
42 |
| Gender |
Woman |
| Body Type |
Prefer Not To Say |
| Religion |
Christian - other |
| Hair Color |
Mixed Color |
| Private Images |
Yes | | Chemistry |
N/A | Relationship Needs: N/A |
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| I am Seeking a |
Man
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Who is Looking
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Other Relationship |
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| Smoker? |
Occasionally |
| Do you drink? |
Socially |
| Marital Status |
Single |
| Profession |
lottery, settlement dont really have to work |
| Smarts |
N/A |
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| Do you want children? |
Prefer Not To Say |
| Do you do drugs? |
No |
| Do you have children? |
Yes |
| Do you have a car? |
Yes |
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| | About Me |
| | The more I see a day go by I find myself being more and more right about things I say on this profile. Just takes certain idiots to prove me right. People wonder why I tend to be so sarcastic about things, if I were not then stupidity of certain ones might would really aggravate me... So just laugh at em and sit back watch see what happens...
If you leave your phone number for me please do not expect me to call... Just because I am on a dating site does not mean I am desperate for the first number that comes along. Seriously,,, if this profile were really me and how I was as far as my interst I would be one wacked up person dont ya think? So if that type of person is what you are looking for, I bet you would have a lot of fun with a 6-pack and the bug killer would ya not? Thanks and have a great day.
My philosophy on things are somewhat different... I have heard that men say "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free" well here is a new one for you guys, "Why buy the pig when I can get a little sausage for free."
Now for those interest up there in that little box... Dudes now could you really imagine a woman with all these interest... Wonder if she might chew tobacco, and spit to hit the can... OMG pay attention for the most of these "INTEREST" I knew I would catch the eye of at least 80% of POF and guess what I was right... LOL Oh come on tell me you dont think some of those are just down right knee slapping funny cause they just are, I dont care who you are... haha
One thing that really gets on my nerves... is when a guy takes a picture of himself in the mirror half naked... Or when he is flexing his muscles in a hard strain. Really look at the face looks like he is trying to do something that is really hurting him... Not attractive guys!
I will add more as time goes on of my likes and dislikes. Seems when you are on something like this it takes time, and you find out you have more dislikes than you thought. ha
Ok another dislike... guys when you are talking to a woman and your conversations has to have the word "I" in it more than 30 times... It is time to find something else to talk about other than yourself. Do you really think that is all she wants to talk about? Given this maybe all you know about is how much money you make, or how nice your rides are,,, or how well you can pleasure a woman, or even ask how is she going to pleasure you, you need to be thinking how you are going to take care of the woman, that is "IF" you actually do make it that far...
Ok now for the comment I made ealier about The cow and the milk, The pig and the sausage, come on guys, it was a funny... If I want you to rock my world, or vice versa I will let you know, K...
Ok... another one... Guys do you really think that when you tell a woman you know exactly what it would take to please her and then proceed to tell her the size.... of well you know what I am talking about, that is what she really wants to hear? I have news for you!!! More than likely the reason you are telling her that is because someone lied to you before... Wonder if she really knows who BOB is? Do you really think that last lady was telling the truth when she said said omg you are the greatest? Maybe the greatest of what she has had is not exactly going to be for your future hopefuls. Remember dont set yourself up on a pedistal, cause when you get knocked off of it, it might leave a mark
Ok ready for another... Somethings sometimes come off to me as over eagerness or maybe it is someone being to needy... Heck even I can tell with my profile there are somethings on here if I really did do, I would be wondering exactly what kind of person this is... Come on guys you know even when trying to sell something on t.v. or in the papers you do what you can to catch someones eye... The e-mails I get I appreciate and try to return as many as I can even if it has to do with pigmy goats,skeet shooting, chitlins,nudist, bondage, midget wrestling, chicken fights, hamm radio, ant farms, S&M or M&M's, which by the way if you are wondering what M&M's are, well they melt in your mouth not in your hands.... Guys what I am getting at the phone numbers I am getting, NOT GOING TO HAPPEN!!! Cause that just weirds me out. Makes me wonder what kind or type of person is really giving me there number if they are really interested in some of these things.
If you dont like what I say, well I really dont care...
Do you think it is going to make a difference in how I go about my day? lol NO... So send the emails rather it be haha that was funny or damn you are a bytch... I know what I am I just love it when people try to remind me...haha I am a bit sarcastic, see the humor in alot of things. I make the best of anykind of situation. As I have said to some in e-mails if you dont like then stop reading it, dont come back to look again, because more than likely I will be adding more.
I also have to say... you married guys... Ok if you and your better half have come to an understanding about having profiles on here kudos for ya... not my thing but ok it is your life not mine... For those who are just not happy, or she is different after the surgery, or blah blah blah blah... maybe you are not happy... she doesn't want to have sex anymore... Just a thought from me, maybe if you tried as hard making her happy as you try working up some or something from a total stranger things might be different... Like I said just a thought... Yes I know women can be as bad as men, I am one myself, just pointing out the obvious... 
Just some little pet peeve of mine... COMODE LID How hard is it to put it down? Yeah yeah I get that you guys have to lift it so why can't us ladies lift after we get done? If you say you are a true gentleman then you would know that putting the lid down is more important that opening a door.img src=smiles/icon_31b.g |
| | First Date |
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well we could do anything, from chicken fights, run by kfc pick up a bite to eat, I have the home brew so drinks are on me, come back and play on my hamm radio. All these that talk about walk by the lake, set under the stars, get real we know you never really do that kind of thing for us gals. so let us do the planning. haha
There is nothing better than pics of mans car... LMAO Is that what you want to get you a date? Amazing how many value there worth by the car they drive... You guys sitting in a corvette or have a pic of 40k car. See what kind of women that really attracts, let me know after the ride what it is they are really looking for. You guys amaze me sometimes. FYI Corvettes are very uncomfortable to ride in. It really does not add any more to your endowment either...
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