I am looking for a mistress - French movie variety, with politically incorrect underwear (not a dominatrix). Can you help?

I'm tallish, in good shape still, well-spoken, well-educated, financially secure and single. Obviously, I don't mind at all if she is married or partnered, I'm just looking to make life more interesting (ie spice it up). I think I deserve a bit of fun.

You may have friends who have not put themselves on this site, but are thinking that they also deserve a bit more fun in life than they are getting at the moment. Please don't hesitate to indulge in a bit of match-making. I'm game for a blind date if they are.

En plus, je cherche une jolie fille/femme avec qui je puisse practiquer mon français. Je regarde souvent la télévision française (La TNT de Boulogne) mais ça me manque, l'opportunité de parler. Le but est d'aller en vacances en France, quand je pourrai parler plus couramment.

A coffee and a chat will do to explore possibilities.