READ MY PROFILE!!!!!!!!!! If you do not fit what I am looking for please don't waste your time and or mine. I don't have any recent pics and I dont have any full body shots but I am honest about what I look like. Some people think it's fine to lie about their height or weight to get people to meet them but I don't believe in that. If you are 5'5" and you are telling people that you are 5'10" then that's a lie. If you aren't initially attracted to someone then don't pretend to be to get into someone's pants. GET IT? There has to be one decent man out there that gets it.

About me: I am fat. I have a big ass, big boobs and a stomach. I am not huge but I'm definitely a BBW. If you don't like this type of woman then please pass me by. If you don't have anything nice to say about it then please don't. ::

Some good things about me. I'm not only fat but I think im PHAT. I know how to treat a man in every aspect. I have a great personality and will have you cracking up. I promise you that. I am very independent and love to do jobs around the house. I recently laid a wood floor down in my guest bedroom. YES, all by myself. I am caring, loving and nurturing. I know being fat isn't going to get me many responses but I would rather be fat and meet a great man who loves me for everything I have to offer than be skinny and hot (which I have been in the past) and end up with some shallow piece of shit. I can lose weight and honestly, I want to I've just been so depressed and lonely down here that it has been hard to be motivated to do so. Sorry to be so blunt but I've had it with all of the crap out there. SOMEONE, please save me!!!!


Here are some of my preferences in a man...
**Relatively tall: over 5 '10" ( I will make exceptions for the right man)
**A handsome face, it's the most attractive part of a man to me. You can change a body but you can't change a face.
**NICE TEETH...it's OK if they aren't perfectly straight but really yellow teeth and bad breath will send me packing. All it takes is a toothbrush, toothpaste and a dentist.
**Decent body but not perfect. I like a man with meat on him. I like something to hold onto and really love a man with a hairy chest.
**Intelligent
**Funny
****I do prefer white men. Not as human beings for we all are equal but I'm just physically attracted to white men. Sorry, don't mean to offend. It would be just like a man saying he prefers skinny, blondes. Im neither skinny, nor blonde. Its about preference.
Since im 37 I expect a man to have a child or two what I dont want is someone that has children but seems to think that I want to play second fiddle to them. Either include me in your life or don't.


My take on different terms of what women and men are looking for:

HANG OUT: women (go to a movie, go home) men (have sex, never call again)
OTHER RELATIONSHIP: women (not in our vocab) men (3some, never call again)
TALK/EMAIL: women (get to know someone) men (cybersex)
DATING: women (man picks you up you go out to dinner etc.) men (what's dating?)
FRIENDS: women (see hang out) men ("SURE, you can bring friends")
ACTIVITY PARTNER: women (go to a museum, play tennis etc.) men (have sex, never call again)
INTIMATE ENCOUNTER: women (third date, make love wait for man to call) men (have sex, never call again)
LONG TERM: women (meet someone wonderful who wants 2.5 kids and a nice home) men (25 years to life, have sex with a guy named bubba, never call again)



OH MY DEAR GOD ALL OF THE MEN YOU HAVE CREATED ARE MORONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Hi, I'm a man and the only body part I can think with is my****"
Did you not grow up with humans? Were you not taught respect?

I'm fat but holy sh*tI'm still WAY too good to be on this site.



THE NEW YORK GIANTS WINNERS OF SUPERBOWL XLII

What would I do? I wouldn't do a damn thing. But, I would do whatever the "man" has planned. I'm old fashioned I think a guy should figure out the first date and pay for it.

Male
Age between 26 and 45
Live in United States
Must not be looking for Intimate Encounter
Must not do drugs
Must not be married
Must not smoke