another stupid story

ok, one time a really really long time ago, i think it was yesterday,i was riding my bike down the road wearing my snowshoes. when i came across a girl doing the same thing except she was on a unicycle wearing skiis. the funny thing is she was wearing the exact same shirt as me except it was totally diferent.well, we decided to see who could run faster, me in my snowshoes or her wearing her skiis. i won, she said the fact that i beat her would have hurt her feelings if she had any, then she began to cry. i can't stand to see a girl cry, so i decided to leave.
it wasn't long before i came across my friend playing golf on the baseball field wearing flippers, a mask and snorkle. i said "whats up", he said "nothing, whats up with you", i said "nothing".
to make a short story even longer, i decided to play golf with him. i teed up, hit the ball with all my strength, it went about 4 feet. i said "beat that". he couldn't, got mad and jumped into a nearby pond, which was cool because he was wearing his snorkle and stuff.
i figured i'd beter get home because there was a tv show on that i didn't want to watch, i watched it anyways, except it was another show i'd didn't want to see either.
later that night i was out sweeping the sun off my front yard, when i saw someone pulling up in my driveway. i said, what are you doing, it looks like you are trying to start a lawn mower. he said no. so i told him to leave. as he was leaving i asked him where he was going, he said crazy and wanted to know if i wanted to come.
of course i did.
on our trip we came upon a kid flying a kite, only after a closer look i realized it was a circus pony with baloons tied to his ears. well i jumped on for a ride, we were cruzing down main street trying to pick up chicks, i don't know where they all came from, they must have escaped from a nearby farm. i start picking them up and putting them into a burlap bag. i realize that they aren't chicks at all they are tennis balls and they are everywhere.
then my mother shows up, yea i know , whats my mother doing here. she tells me to clean up this mess, so i do.
then i made her go away, she shouldn't be in this story. i go into a nearby bar and see my brother, he says dude, i say dude back. i look at the bar tender and say dude, he replys with a dude of his own. we have a couple drinks, i know, i probably don't need alcohol at this point, but i drink anyway. i tell him about my day, he says thats nothing, you should here what i did today.
i told him i had no time to listen to his nonsense story, but what i did have time for was to tell him about my trip to australia. well, i spent some time in the outback, came across some kangaroos, they were so cool, but all of a sudden a group of them surrounded me and started to stomp all over me, god i hate kangaroos. well i had enough of that and decided to find a more docile animal to see. so i went into the forest and saw some koala bears. they were so cute and cuddly i thought i would pet some of them. well they were fun at first, then all of a sudden they all jumped on me, pulling my hair, scratching and biting me. god i hate koala bears. i figured i would spend some time at the great barrier reef. went snorkling, then a shark grabed a hold of me, started to pull me around though the water, tossing me around and shaking me violenly. tossed me up out of the water, i landed with a splash. man i thought i was lucky but i landed in the middle of a school of jellyfish. they all started to sting me all over, god i hate sharks and jellyfish. come to think of it, i think i will try to forget my vacation.

so when i got back from vacation, me and a freind decided to go horseback riding. it was soo much fun, i was chasing her around in circles for hours, lots of people were watching us music was playing, then i heard someone yelling at us to get off the merry-go-round and give someone else a chance to ride.

if your still reading i'm amazed,
i enjoy just about any outdoor activity, sports, and hiking. have a good job i take seriously. coach my daughters softball teams, realy enjoy making a difference in the kids lives.like to travel, unfortunatly don't get to do enough of it. best place ive ever been was australia.

i'm looking for someone who has an easy going personality, is a kind hearted person, is honest, respectful, and has integrity, enjoys being outdoors and active.
must have a sense of humor, dosen't matter what kind, just humor.

preferably someplace quiet
so we can talk and get to know each other.
playing pool, dinner, or a quiet bar somewhere.