Hi all, back again. Just seeing if things have changed on here. If not, freedom is just a click away!

I'm bad news. I'm not dependable, i'm not funny or witty. I am not well read. i can't play guitar, I don't read very well. I am unemployed and on welfare. i live at home with the folks and I have these weird sores that have suddenly started to form on my body.

If you're still reading, good for you! You've passed test number one. I am also a compulsive jokester and liar (only for this profile) ;)

P.S. 'Prefer not to say' means YES! We all know that!!