CAUTION : Your human rights are not affected,even infected by
reading this load of rubbish which was devised,produced and written by
some things called Hamsters.Thankyou.

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Dear Control Freak.
Your website is a scandalous waste of my Eco Friendly Computer,which i may
say is powered by 6 Hamsters on a Treadmill and are motivated to keep running by a starving she
cat,I hope your websites improves,otherwise the lives of 6 hamsters will be on your head.
Thankyou,,Meow xx
POSTSCIPT ::
Just discovered that the 6 Hamsters are not all the same sex,have got a load of
baby Hamsters,They must have been having sex while running,The Dirty Devels.
I have to put the chastity belts on the rampant females so the male gets
frustrated and the cat gets a change of diet. Thankyou..xx

And the woman that left 6 Metal Coat Hangers in my Walk In Wardrobe,and then nicked the smoke alarm battery,well.you are a Nutter.

Violet,if you still on here and hiding on invisible,can you come and fetch your dressmakers dummy please,I have finished with it.
And by the way Violet, 1 of the arms is missing and thanks for the new style Toilet Brush.

And you who took my Garden Gnome Eric,well,,You are Depraved.
NOTE: Just learned that Eric as been recycled as is now part
of a plastic plaything for a woman in New Zealand.

If you are a sex craved/rampant lady,please ask the Control Freak if i can deal with you.

The guy what runs this site lives ALONE in a LOG Cabin in Northern Canada,the Polar Bears keep trying to eat him.
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ONCE UPON A TIME, there were 3 bears who went for a walk in the woods
while there porridge cooled.While they were away a girl Miss POF broke in,
ate their food,busted their furniture,and slept in their beds,but when the
bears came back,they made a slave of her,and she turned out to be very useful
around the house..THE END

And If It's Really Really Low,I Do Want To Know.

NOTE:-If you add yourself to my Lovers list i will put your name forward
to the Hamster Committee which meets once every Blue moon so you may be
deleted depending on your bad habits and wickedness.
They are very fussy who they run for. The decision will be swift and
decisive,do not be upset if you get the Chop. You could always re apply
in a few weeks time as there may be a new committee,The cat as varied
eating times::Thankyou xx

I wonder why i keep dreaming about 2 jellies wibblewobble on paper plate !.

Like when i met Rowenta,Such great style,Attractive to look at,
Fantastic curves for my hands to hold while being pressing down
on my shirt ,and would slide over it without ripping the buttons
off. And pressing all the right butttons would be so Hot & Steamy
as well......Alas i wore Rowenta out.x

If you are prowling on Invisible send an invisible msg.
If your Pic is SIDEWAYS on,I Won't Look ,I have a bad Neck

>>>>>> No Sneeky Peepin

Female
Age between 20 and 60
Must not be looking for Hang Out
Must not be looking for Long-term
Must not be looking for Other Relationship
Must not be looking for Dating
Must not be looking for Intimate Encounter
Must not be looking for Activity Partner
Must not do drugs